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  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
    Google Translate won't convert Scheißkopf from German to English.
    God forbid the kids learn dirty words in foreign languages using Google, instead of asking a pen pal, or looking it up in the translation dictionary like we used to.

    We earned our foreign giggles, dammit!

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    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
      God forbid the kids learn dirty words in foreign languages using Google, instead of asking a pen pal, or looking it up in the translation dictionary like we used to.

      We earned our foreign giggles, dammit!
      Google Translate has no problem if you type "sh-t" into the English side. Scheisse pops right out on the German side.
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      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Google Translate has no problem if you type "sh-t" into the English side. Scheisse pops right out on the German side.
        On seeing scheisse, the French merde leur pantalon. Then they surrender.
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        • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
          A white woman with a mixed race child (quoting now: "different skin color"), a child with a different surname, approaches an airline counter ...

          So, family vacation? Child abduction? Flagrant racism?

          http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/201...er-infant-son/
          She prolly looked republican
          a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
            She prolly looked republican
            (Looks at photo.)

            Nope. Not wearing a sheet.
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            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              Originally posted by joecct View Post
              On seeing scheisse, the French merde leur pantalon. Then they surrender.
              "This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants."
              The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                Model citizen. This guy is my new hero.
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                • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Model citizen. This guy is my new hero.
                  Knight was in court on a charge of possessing a firearm with intent to go armed.
                  From a quick google this law seems like a good way to keep the blacks from carrying. I'd love to see some arrest stats on it.

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                  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    Buffalo Wild Wings twitter was hacked. Not sure how to post the screenshots here but it was pretty bad.

                    One of my friends just became the Manager for Social Media Content. I'm guessing his Friday wasn't the best day of his life.

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                    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Originally posted by cF[Authentic] View Post
                      Buffalo Wild Wings twitter was hacked. Not sure how to post the screenshots here but it was pretty bad.

                      One of my friends just became the Manager for Social Media Content. I'm guessing his Friday wasn't the best day of his life.
                      Wow, that really sucks. You should take him out somewhere for a beer...
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                      • Originally posted by cF[Authentic] View Post
                        Buffalo Wild Wings twitter was hacked. Not sure how to post the screenshots here but it was pretty bad.

                        One of my friends just became the Manager for Social Media Content. I'm guessing his Friday wasn't the best day of his life.
                        Wow, those were not good

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                        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          Wow, that really sucks. You should take him out somewhere for a beer...
                          They managed to use the n word in a tweet about Madeline McCann

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                          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            She needed the Holy Hand Grenade of Damascus
                            @CTVNews: Alberta woman says beaver attack left her pit bull needing 40 stitches http://ctv.news/aZWt7ZO
                            Why not the HH of Antioch? That only works on rabbits.
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                            4 kids
                            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              I saw more Levi’s shirts in Amsterdam than in the last ten years combined.
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                              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
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                              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                                I saw more Levi’s shirts in Amsterdam than in the last ten years combined.
                                Yeah being in Paris last month they're everywhere there. All I can think of, being a Bay Area resident, is "****ty football stadium".

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                                Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                                iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                                gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
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                                Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                                TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                                DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                                Test to see if I can add this.

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