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  • #856
    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    If that's true the should have hung on. When Dump drops into the 30s he's going to need war fever.
    Yeah very strange. I cant imagine there is a bigger war monger out there and Dump is going to need a good war in a year or so...
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    • #857
      Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.



      No I dont think it means anything...but come on that is funny Pretty sure I am polling higher than Yang
      "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
      -aparch

      "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
      -INCH

      Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
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      • #858
        Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

        Originally posted by Handyman View Post


        No I dont think it means anything...but come on that is funny Pretty sure I am polling higher than Yang
        My cat is polling higher than Yang.
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        • #859
          Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

          Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
          My cat is polling higher than Yang.
          Doesn't matter unless your cat gets enough small donors to qualify for the next round of debates.
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          • #860
            Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

            Originally posted by Handyman View Post
            Yeah very strange. I cant imagine there is a bigger war monger out there and Dump is going to need a good war in a year or so...
            He couldn't wait that long!
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            • #861
              Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

              Originally posted by Handyman View Post


              No I dont think it means anything...but come on that is funny Pretty sure I am polling higher than Yang
              I'm pretty sure Congress is polling higher than Yang.

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              • #862
                Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

                Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                I'm pretty sure Congress is polling higher than Yang.
                God that's funny, though.
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                • #863
                  Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                  I'm pretty sure Congress is polling higher than Yang.
                  See, people don't just want free stuff.
                  What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                  • #864
                    Tell me again how North Carolina is in play? Lol.
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                    • #865
                      Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

                      Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                      Tell me again how North Carolina is in play? Lol.
                      Because, you pessimistic putz, in spite of how much we Upper Midwest lefties love to needle the South, people my age and younger keep moving to Asheville, Raleigh/Durham, and Charlotte. Sooner rather than later they're going to outnumber the rednecks, and there's nothing the Goopers are going to be able to do about it.

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                      • #866
                        Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

                        Honestly, I think Bolton was gored because trump doesn’t want war as much as he wants to be plastered all over the media making a peace deal. Literally with anyone. We’ve already seen him pull back on war with Iran at the last minute. At heart he’s still just a gigantic p-ssy.
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                        • #867
                          Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

                          Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                          Honestly, I think Bolton was gored because trump doesn’t want war as much as he wants to be plastered all over the media making a peace deal. Literally with anyone. We’ve already seen him pull back on war with Iran at the last minute. At heart he’s still just a gigantic p-ssy.
                          There's that. There's also the fact that he and Bolton both have farking gigantic egos, and we all know there's only enough room for one man's ego in this White House.

                          Bolton's firing was predictable the day that he was hired. Remember it was revealed that Dump didn't even want to bring him in at first. He literally had issues taking advice from a dude with a 'stache.

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                          • #868
                            Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

                            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                            Honestly, I think Bolton was gored because trump doesn’t want war as much as he wants to be plastered all over the media making a peace deal. Literally with anyone. We’ve already seen him pull back on war with Iran at the last minute. At heart he’s still just a gigantic p-ssy.
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                            • #869
                              Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

                              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                              There's that. There's also the fact that he and Bolton both have farking gigantic egos, and we all know there's only enough room for one man's ego in this White House.

                              Bolton's firing was predictable the day that he was hired. Remember it was revealed that Dump didn't even want to bring him in at first. He literally had issues taking advice from a dude with a 'stache.
                              I heard somewhere that Bolton was literally walking around with a note on a binder that said something like “50,000 troops in the gulf”. The guy was too ****ing crazy for trump.

                              Edit: it was 5,000 to Columbia back in January. He didn’t even try to hide it.
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                              Originally posted by Kepler
                              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                              • #870
                                Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                                Because, you pessimistic putz, in spite of how much we Upper Midwest lefties love to needle the South, people my age and younger keep moving to Asheville, Raleigh/Durham, and Charlotte. Sooner rather than later they're going to outnumber the rednecks, and there's nothing the Goopers are going to be able to do about it.
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