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  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    That largest candy store in Minnesota has all sorts of that non-child-friendly-or-whatever candy
    There's one in Copper Harbor MI that has a lot of throwback candy, also, but didn't see the Chew there.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      It’s a Family Guy reference guys.
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      I spell Failure with UAF

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      But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
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      Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

        Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
        Well, Family Guy sucks. Yes, I said it. Come at me, bro!
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Originally posted by The Rube View Post
          Well, Family Guy sucks. Yes, I said it. Come at me, bro!
          ...you know what, I'll allow it. Seth MacFarlane is no longer involved with the writing IIRC and it's pretty much just a vehicle for random pop culture references and fart jokes these days.
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          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
            ...you know what, I'll allow it. Seth MacFarlane is no longer involved with the writing IIRC and it's pretty much just a vehicle for random pop culture references and fart jokes these days.
            The South Park ep on Family Guy nailed it. Just sayin'.
            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
              I caught it. Just thought the topic changed.
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              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
              Originally posted by Kepler
              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                How it's done.

                In an email to constituents reported by the Tampa Bay Times, Rep. Gus Bilirakis (R-FL, pictured above) included a series of talking points that his spokesperson told the paper were “provided by the House Republican Conference.”

                If asked, “Do you believe white nationalism is driving more mass shootings recently?” the talking points falsely respond that the El Paso shooter and the man who shot Congresswoman Gaby Giffords were politically “from the left.”

                “White nationalism and racism are pure evil and cannot be tolerated in any form,” the talking points included in the email said, according to the Tampa Bay Times. “We also can’t excuse violence from the left such as the El Paso shooter, the recent Colorado shooters, the Congressional baseball shooter, Congresswoman Giffords’ shooter and Antifa.”
                And that's how you get people conflating terrorism with Antifa, Charlie Brown.
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                • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  I took a look at that twitter account slap shot posted.

                  I haven’t been ascended yet.

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                  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    This is what happens when you eat a dictionary of acid sheets.
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                    College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                    BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                    Originally posted by SanTropez
                    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.

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                      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                        I took a look at that twitter account slap shot posted.

                        I haven’t been ascended yet.

                        In the '80s there was a great book called "High Weirdness by Mail" published by the guys who created Discordia. This sounds like something from there.

                        It isn't that it's crazy. It's that it's crazy but you don't know where it's going. It hints at different dimensions and strange geometries, like Lovecraft.
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                        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          Straight outta Curb Your Enthusiasm

                          "I’m sorry," the secretary said, according to a complaint. "We are not trying to be rude, but the dog doesn’t like black people."

                          https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...per-complaint/

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                          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                            Straight outta Curb Your Enthusiasm

                            "I’m sorry," the secretary said, according to a complaint. "We are not trying to be rude, but the dog doesn’t like black people."

                            https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...per-complaint/
                            Actually, our family dog (RIP), who was adopted from a shelter...collie/German Shepherd mix, did NOT like anyone in a uniform, nor did she like ANY non-white person. Possibly related, did NOT like thunderstorms/fireworks. Also, there was a time in winter where my dad came in wearing a ski mask, and she went ballistic. She was about 2 years old when we adopted her, and was the most loving, easy-going dog, unless.....
                            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
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                              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
                                Authorities responded to a burglary in progress at 5:49 p.m. at 1600 Sattry Rd. NW in Oronoco Township.

                                Hart was allegedly involved in a scuffle with one of the victims, a 64-year-old female, and had part of her shirt ripped off after she was seen running out of the residence.

                                During the scuffle, a car showed up and the person asked Heart if she needed help or if she was assaulted.

                                That’s when Hart voluntarily got into the trunk of the man’s car.

                                Authorities pulled over the vehicle and the man told them she was in the trunk.

                                The driver told deputies that he realized something wasn’t right, panicked and didn’t know what to do.

                                Hart allegedly stole pill bottles, debit/credit cards, $150 in cash and a fake one million dollar bill.

                                Authorities also said that recovered iPads from a theft at the STEM school were found in Hart's vehicle.

                                A known accomplice of Hart, 38-year-old Robert Felten, is accused of stealing the iPads. He’s facing a second-degree burglary charge for that alleged crime.

                                Felten was arrested last night at the Pine Island cemetery. Authorities said they had to tackle Felten after he took off running once he saw deputies.

                                Felten could face additional charges in Goodhue County for fleeing and DUI.
                                Apparently whoever wrote this doesn't know how to use paragraphs.

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