What the Fark???

[St. Clown]

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And you still can't say pènis on here.

Woman drugs husband, severs *****, puts in garbage disposal

I read this story the other day and I just had to laugh at one line in the story.

"Since the man is a victim of sexual abuse, CNN will not disclose his identity."

Really? You just told us the wife's name some five or six times in this story. How hard is it to find out the guy's name?

[leswp1]

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Well -- apparently we have a west coast Lorena Bobbitt.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

This one is not coming back, folks......

This is Lorena Bobbitt that had success in mind. my first thought was this woman made sure.

[zamboni crash-test dummy]

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My hero.

Taco Bell Employee Quits Via Sign

picture of sign

DEPEW, N.Y. -- A Taco Bell employee in New York made a bold statement in announcing they quit.

The employee left a message on the fast food restaurant's exterior sign Thursday night announcing they were leaving their position.

The sign reads, "I QUIT - ADAM / **** YOU"

A co-worker told WIVB-TV that "Adam" is a shift manager at the restaurant who wouldn't give the worker the Fourth of July off after they had worked 22 days straight, despite allowing others to have the day off.

[SteveP]

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Here is what is wrong with my homeland

The Federal Court of Canada on Wednesday ordered Air Canada to pay $12,000 to Ottawa French-language rights crusader Michel Thibodeau in part because when he asked an English-speaking flight attendant for 7Up in May 12 of 2009, he got Sprite.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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Quebec sucks

[Swansong]

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Canada sucks

To be more complete.

[zamboni crash-test dummy]

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I wiped out a few things in my days as a forklift driver at Sam's Club - most notably a skid of Smuckers grape jelly... but I've got nothing on this:

Forklift mishap destroys $1m of shiraz wine

More than A$1m ($1.07m; £664,000) of wine has been destroyed in a forklift accident in Australia.

The 2010 Mollydooker Velvet Glove shiraz sells for A$185 a bottle ($199; £122), the AFP news agency said.

Winemaker Sparky Marquis told reporters he was "gut-wrenched" that 462 cases of wine had been smashed while being loaded for export to the United States.

"When they opened up the container they said it was like a murder scene," he said. "But it smelled phenomenal."

[The Rube]

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I wiped out a few things in my days as a forklift driver at Sam's Club - most notably a skid of Smuckers grape jelly... but I've got nothing on this:

Forklift mishap destroys $1m of shiraz wine

Hmm, I always wanted to visit Australia. Wouldn't mind living there for a couple years. And I hear there might be a job opening...

[crazytechfan]

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Heh. Darn Mollydooker.

[The Rube]

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Heh. Darn Mollydooker.

When you curse yourself, remember that the "d" is not an "h."

[joecct]

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Two things:

My question is, did she count in the employed or unemployed figures?? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-12-years.html

And this:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arks-fury.html

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*****http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj7dpyMRoI1qeq0mdo1_500.jpg******

[joecct]

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ESPNw

[zamboni crash-test dummy]

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Calif. Man Attempts Hernia Surgery on Self With Butter Knife

GLENDALE, Calif. – A man stuck a butter knife into his belly in a failed bid at self-surgery to remove a painful hernia, police said Tuesday.

The wife of the 63-year-old Glendale man called paramedics on Sunday night and told the emergency operator her husband was using a knife to remove a protruding hernia, Sgt. Tom Lorenz said.

"She said he had impaled himself with a knife," Lorenz said.

Officers found the man naked on a patio lounge chair outside his apartment with a 6-inch (15-centimeter) butter knife sticking out of his stomach.

The man's wife told officers that her husband was upset about the hernia and wanted to take it out.

While waiting for paramedics, the sergeant said, the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound.

[SteveP]

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Calif. Man Attempts Hernia Surgery on Self With Butter Knife

I'm so glad my surgeon did a better job repairing my hernia last month. At least he knew you don't "remove" a hernia!