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    POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Admit it, he'd have been better than Trump.
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Great thread title!

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Oh my god. He thinks he’s Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Oh my god. He thinks he’s Jesus.
    And this surprises you....why?
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Imagine if Obama had said this. Sean Hannity would have had a stroke on live tv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Imagine if Obama had said this. Sean Hannity would have had a stroke on live tv.
    We should be so lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Imagine if Obama had said this. Sean Hannity would have had a stroke on live tv.
    But he wore a tan suit. And are brown mustard. And half-a**ed a salute with a latte in his hand. Think of the actual horrors Obama committed in office!!



    Also, I would absolutely pay to watch Hannity's face melt like he had a stroke, split screen with Tucker Carlson's head exploding, but only if Tucker starts wearing those stupid bowties again so it starts spinning in a circle faster and faster before his head explodes.

    I'd gladly drop a Jackson to see that live.


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    If you want to get a good laugh at Hannity's expense, put a Dem in the White House after the next election.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    If you want to get a good laugh at Hannity's expense, put a Dem in the White House after the next election.
    Will they need a ticket or will they be living there?

    It will also be an orgazmofest for the RW electronic media if a D wins. You think the current media is anti POTUS? Rush/Blaze/Fox/etc. will be 100% on the new administration's incompetency from the day after the election thru January 20, 2025(9).
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Will they need a ticket or will they be living there?

    It will also be an orgazmofest for the RW electronic media if a D wins. You think the current media is anti POTUS? Rush/Blaze/Fox/etc. will be 100% on the new administration's incompetency from the day after the election thru January 20, 2025(9).
    Will I regret it if I try to figure out who/what "Blaze" is? The googler machine turns up way too many options. Something to do with large fires?
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    Will I regret it if I try to figure out who/what "Blaze" is? The googler machine turns up way too many options. Something to do with large fires?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaze_Media

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaze_Media

    It's a part of the Echo Chamber, derived from personalities from Hate Radio.
    Isn't it Glenn Beck's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Admit it, he'd have been better than Trump.
    Hey, Zaphod's just this guy, you know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Oh my god. He thinks he’s Jesus.
    He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
    But he talks like a...

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Isn't it Glenn Beck's?
    Yes. During the Arab Spring, he was setting up his "The Blaze" company. Everything in the world was "on fire" when he spoke about nations going through political upheavals.
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