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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Lets be honest here...

    Breathing through the mouth IS easier.

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    Especially after your nasal passage collapses from a taking a softball to the face off a bat.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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    Ladies, if you expect to keep a man, you need to learn this:

    Sex Mistakes Girls Make.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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    Digging up this old thread to bellyache about the current state of affairs with my love life.

    Well, I broke things off with the ex about two months ago after really coming to the realization that in the long run things really wouldn't work out between us. Namely, I really had a hard time picturing her living on the farm here should I be so lucky enough to end up with it after all of the BS that's been going on between my parents and their divorce. Anyways, we agreed to remain friends and all that, and well, it wasn't really all that messy like I thought it could have been with her.

    Recently though, I got friended on facebook by the little sister of a HS classmate of mine, who I'll just call JJ for now. I believe she actually graduated with my little brother who was 3 years behind me. She was looking for a little help with a little project on her family farm and she knew her sibling had helped me out last year with putting some hay up. She offered to come over to help out with that, and well, we're always scrambling with coming up with bodies to help out with that, and her project really didn't sound all that complicated, so I went over and helped her out. Got talking to her and she was being pretty flirty, which peaked my interests, and I got some of her recent life story out of her.

    The last I had known, she was married to some guy that had some serious kidney problems and is on the waiting list for a new kidney. The kicker of that whole deal is that the guy's dad was a perfect match, but would need to really drop some weight and clear up his own health issues before they would want to harvest a kidney form him to help save his son. Been over a year and it doesn't sound like that's happening anytime soon.

    JJ and the guy with the bum kidney's had been married for 6 years, and the past year or so had moved back to Michigan to help get better support for him. However, the guy seemed to do a lot of a self pity party and blamed her for a lot of his problems, instead of really getting on his dad's case about dropping a hundred pounds. He got to be a real jerk and it got to the point where he could say that he could see that he was really hurting JJ because of it, but really wasn't doing anything about it or his parents who also got on JJ's case about it as well. She finally got tired of all that, and ended up filing for Divorce. He never signed the papers, so she ended up going thru with a default divorce.

    Anyways, kind of got talking about each other some more, filled her in some on my recent life history via a few trips over to her place and by facebook messaging. And well, we've already have ended up in bed already. She's just kind of feeling like she needs some time to be herself, get her ex-husband out of her system and find herself again. But I'm kind of interested in starting something up with her as I see her as somebody that wouldn't mind ending up on a horse farm for the rest of her life, unlike my ex, who I had realized she probably would never adapt well to country life, much less even deal well with moving out of the Detroit area.

    Just kind of wondering what the next step is with her.
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    Get tickets to Springer and be guests.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    Get tickets to Springer and be guests.
    Keep sleeping with her and don't become a clingy *

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    who was the banana bread guy again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by unh_hockey View Post
    who was the banana bread guy again?
    Some AK fan; honestly I don't even remember anymore. Nanookfan or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Almington View Post
    Keep sleeping with her and don't become a clingy *
    dingdingdingdingding

    Almington nails it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by unh_hockey View Post
    who was the banana bread guy again?
    Nanook fan. Who constantly posted in here about how happy he was being single while telling us how he made banana bread for his friend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by unh_hockey View Post
    who was the banana bread guy again?
    nanookfan, who was perpetually unemployed in his chosen field, despite holding a master's degree in computer science, but continuously employed as a temp at the post office and other gigs.
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    I thought he claimed to work for the IRS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    I thought he claimed to work for the IRS?
    That might have been one of them, but he said that he got some temp work every year with the post office during Christmas season. Maybe he got temp work as a mail room boy with the IRS during tax season, too.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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    I know he tried arguing tax law with me once...
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    God, that was fun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    I know he tried arguing tax law with me once...
    I wouldn't doubt that. I just recall him going through the list of seasonal jobs he worked in order to avoid going on the dole. It was the one thing that I actually admired about the guy. Even if he did park his car outside the local library in order to use its wi-fi connection.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

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    Quote Originally Posted by unofan View Post
    Nanook fan. Who constantly posted in here about how happy he was being single while telling us how he made banana bread for his friend...
    Also was proud owner of a t-shirt that said "Happily Single!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almington View Post
    Keep sleeping with her and don't become a clingy *
    A capital idea. just the one problem with that is that she also works midnights, and I'm usually at work when she's up to go about her day before work.
    bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

    It just happens.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmrg74 View Post
    A capital idea. just the one problem with that is that she also works midnights, and I'm usually at work when she's up to go about her day before work.
    Have her book a "massage"

    Good Lord, do we have to come up with everything?

    And yes, that was nanookfan that was the "HAPPILY SINGLE" temp that not only made banana bread, but made people like me feel much better about ourselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmrg74 View Post
    A capital idea. just the one problem with that is that she also works midnights, and I'm usually at work when she's up to go about her day before work.
    And yet you've managed to get to this point. Your not trying to be her boyfriend, you don't have to talk to her every single day.

    Don't be a complete moron or a clingy *. If she doesn't WANT a boyfriend, don't try and be her boyfriend. Seriously, this isn't that complicated even you should be able to get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almington View Post
    And yet you've managed to get to this point. Your not trying to be her boyfriend, you don't have to talk to her every single day.

    Don't be a complete moron or a clingy *. If she doesn't WANT a boyfriend, don't try and be her boyfriend. Seriously, this isn't that complicated even you should be able to get it.
    Yeah, you're probably right about just kind of backing off for now. we'll see what happens.
    bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

    It just happens.


    nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

    leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

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