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    Quote Originally Posted by Almington View Post
    Have her attend using her real name, put in some temporary hair dye and the school will never know.
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by JF_Gophers View Post
    I am pretty sure the student thinks it is in his best interest.
    I'd bet against him closing the deal with her even if the school had allowed her to attend with him.

    Porn stars are loose, but even they have standards. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    I'd bet against him closing the deal with her even if the school had allowed her to attend with him.

    Porn stars are loose, but even they have standards. I think.
    Yes, but I'm sure there are a few that were total geeks in high school and didn't go to their own prom. This one is probably an example of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    I'd bet against him closing the deal with her even if the school had allowed her to attend with him.

    Porn stars are loose, but even they have standards. I think.
    He would probably get a handjob minimum out of it. Maybe get to see some tits.
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    I'd bet against him closing the deal with her even if the school had allowed her to attend with him.

    Porn stars are loose, but even they have standards. I think.
    He has a better chance than most of the dopes on here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    They are utterly incapable of free thought when it comes to their policy adherence.
    Which is exactly what parents want in the aggregate, even if they think its abhorent in individual cases. Because god forbid school administrators take context into account and punish Jane differently than Julie for the same offense.

    I don't absolve school administrators, who should be willing and able to stand up to said parents. But let's not absolve the parents, either.

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    Holy crap I am such AN IDIOT, DAMMIT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    Holy crap I am such AN IDIOT, DAMMIT!
    Well, yeah. How'd you prove it this time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    Holy crap I am such AN IDIOT, DAMMIT!
    What did you do to make you realize that? The rest of us have known that you're AN IDIOT, DAMMIT! for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    Well, yeah. How'd you prove it this time?
    First time in quite a while an attractive woman was throwing herself at me, and I did nothing. NOTHING. This isn't an MNS, I know what to do. I just didn't effing do it. But, I have no clue why. There was nothing wrong with this situation. It was perfect. I. DID. NOTHING. I hate me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    First time in quite a while an attractive woman was throwing herself at me, and I did nothing. NOTHING. This isn't an MNS, I know what to do. I just didn't effing do it. But, I gave no clue why. There was nothing wrong with this situation. It was perfect. I. DID. NOTHING. I hate me.
    Maybe you like dudes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JF_Gophers View Post
    Maybe you like dudes.
    Ha!

    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    First time in quite a while an attractive woman was throwing herself at me, and I did nothing. NOTHING. This isn't an MNS, I know what to do. I just didn't effing do it. But, I gave no clue why. There was nothing wrong with this situation. It was perfect. I. DID. NOTHING. I hate me.
    I've had that happen. For me its usually an "eh, I don't really give a ****" attitude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    I've had that happen. For me its usually an "eh, I don't really give a ****" attitude.
    I wish that is what it was. I wanted this. Something was blocking me and I have no idea what. Oh well. Whatever it was, it will be ignored next time. You know, a few years from now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    I wish that is what it was. I wanted this. Something was blocking me and I have no idea what. Oh well. Whatever it was, it will be ignored next time. You know, a few years from now.
    Cold feet, mayhaps?

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    Cold feet, mayhaps?
    She would of warmed them up.
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    I wish that is what it was. I wanted this. Something was blocking me and I have no idea what. Oh well. Whatever it was, it will be ignored next time. You know, a few years from now.
    Maybe you have a 6th sense that detects herpes.
    Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    I wish that is what it was. I wanted this. Something was blocking me and I have no idea what. Oh well. Whatever it was, it will be ignored next time. You know, a few years from now.
    maybe it was a girl in arizona?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    Maybe you have a 6th sense that detects herpes.
    I hope that's it.

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    First time in quite a while an attractive woman was throwing herself at me, and I did nothing. NOTHING. This isn't an MNS, I know what to do. I just didn't effing do it. But, I have no clue why. There was nothing wrong with this situation. It was perfect. I. DID. NOTHING. I hate me.
    So you DudeLove'd. You knew what to do, and did nothing.
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