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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    Wait...you can go on the internet and find sluts?
    Boy can you ever.

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    Boy can you ever.
    hmm interesting. Maybe I should go to more websites than USCHO, ESPN, Ebay and Yahoo fantasy sports.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    hmm interesting. Maybe I should go to more websites than USCHO, ESPN, Ebay and Yahoo fantasy sports.
    Create a profile on any of the free dating sites out there, and I can pretty much guarantee you that a few skanky b*tches will attempt to contact you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    Create a profile on any of the free dating sites out there, and I can pretty much guarantee you that a few skanky b*tches will attempt to contact you.
    Very true.
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    Create a profile on any of the free dating sites out there, and I can pretty much guarantee you that a few skanky b*tches will attempt to contact you.
    I think I'll pass, for now at least. I don't exactly have a hankerin' for getting the herp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    I think I'll pass, for now at least. I don't exactly have a hankerin' for getting the herp.
    Well, to be fair, they aren't all disease-infested whores most likely.

    They're just more likely to have loose morals and a hunger for dick than the average girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    Well, to be fair, they aren't all disease-infested whores most likely.

    They're just more likely to have loose morals and a hunger for dick than the average girl.
    Of course, women with those things are also more likely to have crabs or the herp.
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    Create a profile on any of the free dating sites out there, and I can pretty much guarantee you that a few skanky b*tches will attempt to contact you.
    Most of them from foreign countries looking for husbands. Hahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terrierbyassociation View Post
    Most of them from foreign countries looking for husbands. Hahaha.
    That is EXACTLY what Bakunin needs!
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    I should set up a profile, like Bakunin said, and see how many hits I get, then I can randomly setup "dates" with them, and send MNS to meet them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmh View Post
    Of course, women with those things are also more likely to have crabs or the herp.
    I doubt they're more likely to have those things than any bar slut that bbdl encounters on a typical weekend.

    And bbdl, what is the point of setting up MNS? We all know what he'll do (or rather NOT do).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    I doubt they're more likely to have those things than any bar slut that bbdl encounters on a typical weekend.
    So true. The plus side there, is that they usually were so little clothes at the bar, you can inspect the playing field before even leaving the bar.
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    I was on a free site a while ago when I was located in virginia, and let me tell you I never actually experienced what is called 'deep sea fishing' until I did that. Suffice to say that I removed my account within a few weeks. All they have down there are single mommies who look like they ate a normal sized person.

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    I think I'll pass, for now at least. I don't exactly have a hankerin' for getting the herp.
    Come on, you can't get herpes twice!

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by unh_hockey View Post
    All they have down there are single mommies who look like they ate a normal sized person.
    My fear of this, is why I avoid that kind of thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    My fear of this, is why I avoid that kind of thing.
    The thing about single moms is you know they put out (how else did they produce the offspring in the first place?).

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by Terrierbyassociation View Post
    Most of them from foreign countries looking for husbands. Hahaha.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    That is EXACTLY what Bakunin needs!
    Absolutely. The less English she speaks, the less you have to talk to her.
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    I was on a free site a while ago when I was located in virginia, and let me tell you I never actually experienced what is called 'deep sea fishing' until I did that. Suffice to say that I removed my account within a few weeks. All they have down there are single mommies who look like they ate a normal sized person.
    Yeah, there are some of those, but nobody's forcing you to interact with them (thank god).
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    The thing about single moms is you know they put out (how else did they produce the offspring in the first place?).
    I'll take my chances. Avoiding the off-chance that I'd ever have to meet said offspring is well worth it. (not a fan of kids)
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    I'll take my chances. Avoiding the off-chance that I'd ever have to meet said offspring is well worth it. (not a fan of kids)
    If the mom is in her late 30s and her daughter is in her late teens, you could get mother-daughter action...

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    If the mom is in her late 30s and her daughter is in her late teens, you could get mother-daughter action...
    That is the next one to check off on my list....
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