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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    When hockey season starts. I mean really, unless you attended that god awful school, who would want to watch a season of Cornell games?
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by collegehcky2 View Post
    What's his name?

    ^See what I did there? Do ya?

    But seriously, congrats.
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    You'll be back.

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    When hockey season starts. I mean really, unless you attended that god awful school, who would want to watch a season of Cornell games?
    HA! She went to Cornell too! So I actually avoided that pitfall.
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by jmh View Post
    So I actually avoided that pitfall.
    ...unless she clogs the neutral zone, in which case you'll score about as much in this relationship as MNS does.

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    Anyone care to fill me in why MNS gets so much flack from everyone?
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by unh_hockey View Post
    Anyone care to fill me in why MNS gets so much flack from everyone?
    Apparently he has trouble closing the deal.
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by unh_hockey View Post
    Anyone care to fill me in why MNS gets so much flack from everyone?
    He's perpetually friend zoned and doesn't know what he's supposed to do in order to cross home plate.

    He sat next to an attractive woman in the first game at the F5, and he didn't make a move. Not a one. We were yelling at him from 20 rows back, wildly gesturing at him to try something. He didn't.

    At Reid's, a group of women wanted our table (we were about to leave to head to a game). I told the most attractive one that they could have it if she hugged him. She did. He looked... like a deer in the headlights. BBDL and sloe vag both witnessed this.

    That, more or less, is the story of MNS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JF_Gophers View Post
    Apparently he has trouble closing the deal.
    He has trouble realizing that there is a deal to be had.
    Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    He has trouble realizing that there is a deal to be had.
    Nah, maybe he thinks he's on a game show. What he's supposed to do is close the glass box, say No Deal, and choose 4 more cases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    He's perpetually friend zoned and doesn't know what he's supposed to do in order to cross home plate.

    He sat next to an attractive woman in the first game at the F5, and he didn't make a move. Not a one. We were yelling at him from 20 rows back, wildly gesturing at him to try something. He didn't.

    At Reid's, a group of women wanted our table (we were about to leave to head to a game). I told the most attractive one that they could have it if she hugged him. She did. He looked... like a deer in the headlights. BBDL and sloe vag both witnessed this.

    That, more or less, is the story of MNS.
    From what you're describing, his problems start far before he's approaching home plate.
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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by jmh View Post
    From what you're describing, his problems start far before he's approaching home plate.
    Yes, one might say he's already struck out before he steps into the batter's box.

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bakunin View Post
    Yes, one might say he's already struck out before he steps into the batter's box.
    Does online count?

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    What, she saw you with your shirt on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
    What, she saw you with your shirt on?
    He did the Truffle Shuffle for her. That was what won her over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    He did the Truffle Shuffle for her. That was what won her over.
    Don't mock, willingness to embarrass yourself to make a woman laugh goes a long way.
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    She did see my bare a$s last night by accident.

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Everyone's either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Quote Originally Posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
    Everyone's either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.
    I have no desire to get either married or pregnant, so I'd be up for some drinking also.
    Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

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    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

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    Everyone's either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.
    Yeah, I'm in that Facebook group too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
    Everyone's either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.
    Hey, me too!!!

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