Your team, or nemesis, in short words

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

I'm up for gallows humor:

There once was a team from Houghton
Who thought scoring goals was verboten
They sucked without pretense
And as for defense?
'Twas worse than watching the "Axe Men"

[J.D.]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Chestnut Hill University.

Since, technically speaking, BC is neither in Boston nor is a college.

If it's not in Boston, why was the Globe writer crying about BC not giving money to the City of Boston???

[cross cheque]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Whenever i think of the gophers
I rememeber the smell of my loafers
They're from the cities
and play like ninnies
Lucia's talentless band of gypsies.

[Nick Papagiorgio]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Jesus H Christ, do we need to go over this again. Parts of BC ARE in Boston. Including Conte Forum, Alumni Stadium, and the almost all of the rest of lower campus.

[Slasher7]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Jesus H Christ, do we need to go over this again. Parts of BC ARE in Boston. Including Conte Forum, Alumni Stadium, and the almost all of the rest of lower campus.

Aren't parts of BU in Brookline?

[MichPieGuy]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

I think I like BeeCee least,
Of any Atlantic puck beast,
They think they're hot stuff,
But it's not really tough,
To see they're just Notre Dame (East).

The Denver Pioneers...counting the days till the hockey crown returns to the right part of the country.

[J.D.]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Congrats to Pios
Western Paper Champions
Funny March Flameout

[MadCityRich]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

No Haiku or short words. Just the best movie quote ever.

See sig !

[johnnypohlfan]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Year after year, we get the cream of the crop,
Yet, year after year, in the standings we drop.
Fans are tired of a product that stinks,
Lucia's got one more year, methinks.

[jmh]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Does it say "Always lose to UNH in the NCAAs"?

Oh, it's about your nemesis, not your team.

Nevermind.

Ah man, that's cold.

Much respect for those who came up with limericks though.

[Buck 'em]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

There once was a team called the Gophs,
their ice skills they sure liked to boast.
Come tournament time,
their play did decline.
They ended up not very close.

Okay, not very good, I know. I blame my public education.

[J.D.]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

8th in Hockey East
Last at-large team in the dance
New Banners at Gut

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Just getting this one out of the way before one of our JR haters comes along:

There once was a coach named Russell
Whose teams just never had hustle
The forwards lacked stones
The defensemen were cones
Frequent injuries included torn muscles

[PCM]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Better dead than red.

Unless you're a deer.

[MadCityRich]

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Unless you're a deer.

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