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    Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

    What about Mets fans? "Mets fans have yellow teeth and smell like beer. And the men are even worse!"
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    Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    What about Mets fans? "Mets fans have yellow teeth and smell like beer. And the men are even worse!"
    How do you castrate a Red Sox fan?

    Kick his mother in the mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    I'm just glad none of these apply to NoDak.
    Where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    I'm just glad none of these apply to NoDak.
    Cant have sheep in NoDak...no vegetation for them to eat

    In Nodak the men are drunk and the women are pregnant, missing teeth and smoking cigarettes at the bar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    In Nodak the women are pregnant, missing teeth and smoking cigarettes at the bar.
    Making me homesick will get you nowhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    That's Massachusetts.

    I thought in Iowa the men were men and the sheep were afraid.
    Was reading a book about Australia recently and apparently back in the day they had a saying about men from a certain country: woman for marriage, boy for pleasure, and sheep for pure delight.

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    Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

    Oh my god

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew S. View Post
    Was reading a book about Australia recently and apparently back in the day they had a saying about men from a certain country: woman for marriage, boy for pleasure, and sheep for pure delight.
    New Zealand. Aussies always refer to the Kiwis as "sheep-fckers" especially during rugby season.
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    Michigan Tech: "Working with scraps and guys from places so remote that Houghton seems like a metropolis"

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Then we get what we deserve.
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    Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    How. Many?

    The media needs a story, it creates a story. You can find a handful of people with every opinion. Please don't spread slop like this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    How. Many?

    The media needs a story, it creates a story. You can find a handful of people with every opinion. Please don't spread slop like this.
    My first reaction as well.

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    Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

    Can’t imagine why they potentially want a scapegoat for Joe Biden lmao.

    Also lolololol

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    Good lord...please stop pretending the Washington Examiner is a legit newspaper. It is barely a step above the Enquirer. There is a reason people like joecct used to use it to prove their ridiculously stupid takes.
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    Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market



    :facepalm:

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    Lol, the fix is in!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    Good lord...please stop pretending the Washington Examiner is a legit newspaper. It is barely a step above the Enquirer. There is a reason people like joecct used to use it to prove their ridiculously stupid takes.
    Where is joe, btw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    Where is joe, btw?
    He retired.
    Michigan Tech: "Working with scraps and guys from places so remote that Houghton seems like a metropolis"

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    Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    Where is joe, btw?
    Loading up for the rebellion after the impeachment trials, most likely.
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    Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    Loading up for the rebellion after the impeachment trials, most likely.
    Nah, he's playing with the grandkids. And also probably praying morning, noon, and night that SCOTUS gets the chance to end abortion.
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