Why in the world would we drive 3 hours on **** roads during a snowstorm (one way) and drop $600 in the process just to watch paint dry? I wasn't bragging about anything, just doing the math, especially considering that we had some good hockey to watch 20 minutes away. Red's teams are barely worth crossing the street to see, unless you're having trouble sleeping.
I suppose that your protracted drunken rants are entertaining to some of us, but I find them depressing.
Get some help with that. We all want the same thing, after all, but Nature only provides you one liver.