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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimjamesak View Post
    I live and grew up in a red state. Itís skateboarders, counter culture kids that everyone else despises because they wonít play football.
    Interesting.
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    Re: POTUS: He's A Witch!

    I have no doubts that Dishonest Donnie has to flush 10 times to dispose of one of his massive choads.
    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    I think it's one of those movies that really really tried, and you end up just laughing at it. Never saw it, don't care about it.
    For the most part it is good (the cast is great) the ending is just hilarious because the kid screaming is just awful.

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    Re: POTUS: He's A Witch!

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Heís literally governing by Uncle Bobís insane chain mail.

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    "I went over the facts in my head, and admired how much uglier the situation had just become. Over the years I've learned that ignorance is more than just bliss. It's freaking orgasmic ecstasy".- Harry Dresden, Blood Rites


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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    He’s literally governing by Uncle Bob’s insane chain mail.
    The dude fell for Birtherism. This isn't new.
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    Re: POTUS: He's A Witch!

    Why are we ignoring the subhead that clearly implies he's cheap with his toilet paper and ends up with ****finger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    I have no doubts that Dishonest Donnie has to flush 10 times to dispose of one of his massive choads.
    They don't look like they would go down easily.

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    Re: POTUS: He's A Witch!

    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    Why are we ignoring the subhead that clearly implies he's cheap with his toilet paper and ends up with ****finger?
    Barf





    Also, hahahaha





    Also, BAAAAAARRRF

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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    Why are we ignoring the subhead that clearly implies he's cheap with his toilet paper and ends up with ****finger?
    My God, I finally understand this band's name now.

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    Brilliant. Just brilliant.


    Also, he says that the new lightbulbs, LEDs, ďdonít make him look good.Ē


    Iíve got some news for him, light, in general doesnít make him look good.

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    "Nancy and her corrupt party have proven that there is no line they wonít cross to try and STEAL the 2020 Election. The biggest WITCH HUNT in the history of politics has reached a critical point, and I need YOU to be on the right side of history with me.

    The DC Swamp wants impeachment. The Hollywood Elites want impeachment. The Fake News wants impeachment. The Deep State wants impeachment. Foreign enemies want impeachment. The Establishment wants impeachment. They all HATE you, Mark, and thatís why they want to steal your vote.

    Itís US against THEM. Make no mistake this is a war, and a war we must win to save the United States of America.

    Iím calling on my most FIERCE and LOYAL defenders to step up to the front lines of this Impeachment war and show the Left that we will NEVER stop fighting.

    These next 24 HOURS are so CRITICAL, that Iíve activated an EMERGENCY DOUBLE-MATCH on ALL CONTRIBUTIONS"


    omg -- DOUBLE MATCH!!!!
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    As if he'll ever cut the check.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    They don't look like they would go down easily.

    Those massive choads came from Ivana.

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    Dump needs to fire Rudy and hire this guy as White House counsel.
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    Re: POTUS: He's A Witch!

    At first I really liked him, then I hated him.

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    Re: POTUS: He's A Witch!

    Rudy the bold faced liar
    Had a really big nose
    And if you watch real closely
    You may even see it grow

    All of his other lawyers
    Turned on their boss real fast
    But Rudy the bold faced liar
    He really kisses ***

    Then one night in the Ukraine
    Rudy was in Kiev
    The panel got his phone records
    And connected Trump to Lev

    Then how The Don started tweeting
    ďI never met that manĒ
    But Rudy the bold faced liar
    He is his number one fan!

    Merry Christmas!
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    Re: POTUS: He's A Witch!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    At first I really liked him, then I hated him.
    This is usually the problem with anti-heroes. At second glance they turn out to be turds.

    Charlie Sheen gets just enough screen time in Ferris Bueller. I'll bet on the second date he's boring and on the third he hits you up for money.
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    Re: POTUS: He's A Witch!

    This tweet aged well


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    Re: POTUS: He's A Witch!

    Thank you, gracious king of Saudi


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