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    Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

    Man who said he saw Yogi Bear in Yellowstone turned out to be meth dealer

    This drug dealer wasn’t smarter than the average bear.

    A California man told cops during a traffic stop that he had just seen Yogi Bear in Yellowstone National Park — sparking a search that allegedly uncovered 8 pounds of meth.
    He then alarmed officers during the stop when he said he had just come from Yellowstone National Park — insisting he saw cartoon character Yogi Bear, the report said, citing an affidavit by a Drug Enforcement Administration agent.


    btw that reads more a like someone on shrooms or acid than meth, but I can't vouch it wouldn't.

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    Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

    Call for a suicide prevention line? Oops no it’s a sex line

    https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...-sex-number-on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Call for a suicide prevention line? Oops no it’s a sex line

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    Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Call for a suicide prevention line? Oops no it’s a sex line

    https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...-sex-number-on
    That's only going to make things harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Call for a suicide prevention line? Oops no it’s a sex line

    https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...-sex-number-on
    "So baby, what are you wearing right now?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    "So baby, what are you wearing right now?"

    "A noose"
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    https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/1...clocks-instead

    3M is saving a WHOLE $35,000 a year on this. I don’t know what they’re going to do with all of this. I hope they don’t spend it all in one place.


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    Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/1...clocks-instead

    3M is saving a WHOLE $35,000 a year on this. I don’t know what they’re going to do with all of this. I hope they don’t spend it all in one place.

    Handwringing thinkpiece about how "MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE CLOCK INDUSTRY!" to follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twitch Boy View Post
    Handwringing thinkpiece about how "MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE CLOCK INDUSTRY!" to follow.
    "How Millennials Ended Daylight Saving Time With This One Weird Trick!"
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    “ Police are investigating after an Australian anti-vaccination mom wrote on social media that she would be handing out chickenpox-infected lollipops for Halloween to increase "natural immunity" after her son came down with the virus.”

    https://thehill.com/policy/internati...rnd=1572641854

    So a vaccine isn’t ok but she wants to-
    Never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    “ Police are investigating after an Australian anti-vaccination mom wrote on social media that she would be handing out chickenpox-infected lollipops for Halloween to increase "natural immunity" after her son came down with the virus.”

    https://thehill.com/policy/internati...rnd=1572641854

    So a vaccine isn’t ok but she wants to-
    Never mind.
    These people are in a cult.
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    Second paragraph should win a Pulitzer.
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    Ok, Boomer.

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    Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimjamesak View Post
    Ok, Boomer.
    Pretty much my reaction too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Pretty much my reaction too.
    It was also Colbert's.

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