You got 'upstairs' by climbing this wide, sweeping half-circle of a staircase. At the top of the stairs outside the big room was a dry bar, and I was standing at that bar watching this poor roadie for the Knack make trip after trip up those stairs hauling amps, guitars, etc etc. There was a *really* good looking blonde doing what she could to help, but mostly the load fell to this one guy. He finally finishes, and walks over to the dry bar, right next to me, and says to the bartender "Gimme a Miller." Then he looks back over his shoulder at the blonde and says "Hey, Sharona, you want a beer? Make that two Millers."
This was way before the world learned that Sharona was a real person, so the bartender and I recreate the airport scene from 'Casablanca': startled, we both look at the roadie, then look back at Sharona, then look at each other, then look back at the roadie. "Two Millers, coming up."