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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

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    She's talking to him and his voters. I'm with her. They can go f-ck themselves.
    We're gonna need a whole lot of cacti
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

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    "I am the chosen one"
    Holy ****. The end of this has to be near.
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

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    I’m on record as saying I’d give up my guns for a balanced budget.
    Vote dem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Vote dem.
    Looking that way for the foreseeable future. Still hoping at some point there is a viable third party.

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    Looking that way for the foreseeable future. Still hoping at some point there is a viable third party.
    If so I hope it's a third conservative party. We could use a real conservative party in the US.
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Holy ****. The end of this has to be near.
    15 months and it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better...
    It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    He’s spinning. It’s like a mad libs in his brain. I wonder if something big is coming out.

    “BREAKING: Moments ago, President Trump said his administration is seriously considering an executive order to end birthright citizenship, a right enshrined in the Constitution that lawmakers argue Trump doesn't have the executive authority to end.”

    If we break that amendment then we can bust up the second, I guess.

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    He’s spinning. It’s like a mad libs in his brain. I wonder if something big is coming out.

    “BREAKING: Moments ago, President Trump said his administration is seriously considering an executive order to end birthright citizenship, a right enshrined in the Constitution that lawmakers argue Trump doesn't have the executive authority to end.”

    If we break that amendment then we can bust up the second, I guess.
    Please, please, please, please let him try this.
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Uhhhhhh.... what?

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by RaceBoarder View Post
    15 months and it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better...
    A cornered, wounded animal is the most dangerous.

    The funny thing is all those GOP Members crowded into that corner with him. Do they really not know what happens in that situation?
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    “BREAKING: Moments ago, President Trump said his administration is seriously considering an executive order to end birthright citizenship, a right enshrined in the Constitution that lawmakers argue Trump doesn't have the executive authority to end.”
    Who here did Nazi this coming?

    This is the apotheosis of Stephen Miller, David Duke, Steven King, Sebastian Gorka. This is the Proud Boys Administration.

    Hey, Cafe Republicans? Anybody left? Anybody?
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by RaceBoarder View Post
    15 months and it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better...
    He's not going voluntarily. I hope we all realize that now. He's Yahya Jammeh with worse hair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Who here did Nazi this coming?

    This is the apotheosis of Stephen Miller, David Duke, Steven King, Sebastian Gorka. This is the Proud Boys Administration.

    Hey, Cafe Republicans? Anybody left? Anybody?
    They’re not done today yet.

    BREAKING: The Trump administration is considering a policy that would allow states and cities to reject refugees who have been cleared for resettlement in the U.S., refusing to house them and forcing federal officials to only resettle them in participating locations.

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    They’re not done today yet.

    BREAKING: The Trump administration is considering a policy that would allow states and cities to reject refugees who have been cleared for resettlement in the U.S., refusing to house them and forcing federal officials to only resettle them in participating locations.
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Guys, all of this is just messaging. Nothing Chump is proposing has any better chance of becoming law than Greenland does of becoming our 51st state. In no particular order, these are the top 3 people/institutions that will immediately overreact to any Chump tweet claiming he's going to do something that's not possible:

    1) Fellow Nazi's
    2) The Media
    3) Scooby

    Its all a smoke screen. Instead of pulling your hair out, just laugh at the jack @ ss every time and keep asking what happened to his latest grand proposal most likely via tweet to (insert idiotic proposal here). Make Mexico pay for the wall, unilaterally put citizenship question in, restore coal power plants, buy Greenland, etc etc etc. He wants you to be outraged. Point out his impotence and he'll be the one outraged.
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    Guys, all of this is just messaging. Nothing Chump is proposing has any better chance of becoming law than Greenland does of becoming our 51st state. In no particular order, these are the top 3 people/institutions that will immediately overreact to any Chump tweet claiming he's going to do something that's not possible:

    1) Fellow Nazi's
    2) The Media
    3) Scooby

    Its all a smoke screen. Instead of pulling your hair out, just laugh at the jack @ ss every time and keep asking what happened to his latest grand proposal most likely via tweet to (insert idiotic proposal here). Make Mexico pay for the wall, unilaterally put citizenship question in, restore coal power plants, buy Greenland, etc etc etc. He wants you to be outraged. Point out his impotence and he'll be the one outraged.
    lmao
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    Guys, all of this is just messaging. Nothing Chump is proposing has any better chance of becoming law than Greenland does of becoming our 51st state. In no particular order, these are the top 3 people/institutions that will immediately overreact to any Chump tweet claiming he's going to do something that's not possible:

    1) Fellow Nazi's
    2) The Media
    3) Scooby

    Its all a smoke screen. Instead of pulling your hair out, just laugh at the jack @ ss every time and keep asking what happened to his latest grand proposal most likely via tweet to (insert idiotic proposal here). Make Mexico pay for the wall, unilaterally put citizenship question in, restore coal power plants, buy Greenland, etc etc etc. He wants you to be outraged. Point out his impotence and he'll be the one outraged.
    Lol

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by aparch View Post
    I'm still not 100% in on dementia being the driving cause of his actions. Some antics, like this one (pointing to the sky/'chosen one'), still appear to be just "narcissistic a**hole" and "cranky old guy yells at cloud."

    That being said, Jesus H. Christ GOP'ers, reign him the fu** in!
    At this point, there ain't no one reigning him in. He either crashes and burns, or the country does.

    no other options.
    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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