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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Look at Obama and look at Trump. One man's appearance changed while President. He aged. Like most of them do. More Gray hair, etc. Obama actually looks better now than he did as President? Why? The stress is gone. Now look at Trump. He hasn't changed at all since taking office. Nothing. The man works a 4 hour day and he doesn't care deeply about anything except his money and his fame.
    Well, Trump walks into a plastic mask to look more human each and every day. That face is the best his team could manage and still seem realistic.
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    If they do hold the G7 at Doral, does Germany get to stay for free since DeutscheBank technically owns it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post

    Dump is the only thing in Dump's world. The rest of reality is just his projection for his enjoyment.
    Well, maybe Ivanka. But only cause he wants to fuk her.

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    Well, maybe Ivanka. But only cause he wants to fuk her.
    Ivanka is just more 3-dimensional Redtube, like Melania.

    No person exists in Dump's world. Dump himself is not a person -- personhood implies you can look at yourself from the outside. Dump is just a centerpoint from which need emanates.

    I wrote this all up in a piece on Kos about 9 months ago.
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    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

    Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
    Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by unofan View Post
    They have control. It's why certain acronyms are also banned.
    I think it had something to do with google’s Adsense TOS

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I think it had something to do with google’s Adsense TOS
    That's why the linking of pics to various servers was banned/limited.

    The language filters/censors were put in place because language was moving to some pretty nasty places around here, but they over did it and started filtering out words that have good use in meaningful conversations, but the mods at the time were worried those words could either be misused in objectionable ways.
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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    Yes, because no one understands his inherent greatness.
    All true genius is never realized in their own time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Persecution is part of NPD (sorry for the armchair diagnosis -- I am perfectly comfortably with this one). Any criticism feels like a Tremendous Wrong.

    Dump really believes he has a 90% approval rating nationwide, heck, worldwide. He believes his greatness is self-evident. You have to imagine an infant's infinite self-absorption -- a human being with no "self" in the sense of a questioning intellect, but only an insatiably will than wants things.

    Dump is the only thing in Dump's world. The rest of reality is just his projection for his enjoyment.
    I find it different to say he has NPD than to say he has dementia. People who see doctors sometimes dont get diagnosed correctly with dementia so some clown on Twitter sure as heck aint gonna be able to do it. Trump has been the posterboy for NBD since he destroyed the USFL.
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    She may go down as the worst first lady of all time. Sad. She didn't have to be dragged down by her husband, but she let it happen anyway.
    Not much she could really do about it. It isnt like she cold stop him from being a disaster and she certainly couldnt divorce him. She is a Trophy Wife her job is to stand there and make him look less pathetic. I am not sure that is even possible at this point

    There is no doubt the person most mad this clown won the Presidency is her...
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    Not much she could really do about it. It isnt like she cold stop him from being a disaster and she certainly couldnt divorce him. She is a Trophy Wife her job is to stand there and make him look less pathetic. I am not sure that is even possible at this point

    There is no doubt the person most mad this clown won the Presidency is her...
    The best revenge would be to hook up with Justin Trudeau and then make Trump raise Fidel Castro's grandson. (I choose to believe the rumor!)

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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Does he think PR is conjuring up and summoning these storms?
    No more aid for you!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Does he think PR is conjuring up and summoning these storms?
    No more aid for you!!

    They're not Americans. Stop giving them money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Does he think PR is conjuring up and summoning these storms?
    No more aid for you!!

    Will islands in the Caribbean every stop seeing hurricanes?! Who could have predicted this?!

    Also, of no surprise, the $92B number is bull****.

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    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
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    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.


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    Re: POTUS 45.57: We Should Have Voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox Instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    ****, *****, *****, and ******* should all be taken off the list.
    Whoa!! You don't have to go all ******* ******* ***** on us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    The best revenge would be to hook up with Justin Trudeau
    She's too old. I'll bet Ivanka would give him a tumble but I'm sure she sickens him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    Whoa!! You don't have to go all ******* ******* ***** on us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    LOL!

    I don’t why this exists but as a parent who had to watch that movie numerous times I lost my s- watching that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    She's too old. I'll bet Ivanka would give him a tumble but I'm sure she sickens him.
    Macron seems ok with older women

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