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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Hillary was lured by idiots telling her that Arizona and Georgia were in play. In other words she was lured in by complete morons.
    To be fair, that doesn't exactly show the chops to be president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    To be fair, that doesn't exactly show the chops to be president.
    Depends on what skillset u want. Counting votes isn't a skill I want in my president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynahFan View Post
    Ok, just because mine is a little fun, I have:

    7 cousins on my Mom’s side
    5 cousins on my Dad’s side
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    9 total cousins

    ...and I do know how to add.
    Somebody married sibling (not their own)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    Somebody married sibling (not their own)?
    That sure looks like three of the cousins married other cousins. Hopefully all of those marriages were MD pairs.

    This sounds like my friend from college. She married x. Her sister married x's brother, then they got divorced because he was sleeping with her other sister, and those two eventually married. The families had been neighbors for generations and there had probably been other pairings in the past, so everybody involved was most likely cousins.

    Why yes, now you mention it, they were Flyover Christians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    Somebody married sibling (not their own)?
    My dad and his brother married sisters. That aunt and uncle had 3 kids, so they are my cousins on both sides. The formal term is “double cousins.”

    When my mom ad dad got married, that uncle was a freshman in college and his eventual wife was in 7th grade - they got married many years later!

    (I’ve even heard of a case where identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, so technically those double cousins are genetically full siblings.)
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    Lol. This stuff writes itself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Lol. This stuff writes itself
    You ain't kiddin'.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    You ain't kiddin'.
    Chapelle already made that joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaceBoarder View Post
    Chapelle already made that joke
    Believe me, I've seen the newest special multiple times.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Hard to believe these trash bags still exist.

    My only question is if you are the Poster Child for Midwestern Republican Racism & Chips, why are you a basketball coach? For god's sake, switch to hockey.
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    In other news, Drew Brees can DIAF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    In other news, Drew Brees can DIAF.
    I told you... trash bags are everywhere.
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    I told you... trash bags are everywhere.
    I know, but the religious phobes I am never surprised by. People who have crippled their reason in favor of fantasy not just willingly but proudly are obviously going to be operating with suboptimal mental capacity.

    It's the ones who are still hard core racists with attitudes out of the 1950s that just I can't wrap my head around. The stiff necked, rural hayseeds who think jazz is jungle music polluting our white youth. And, sure, frequently there is overlap, particularly in Jesusf-ckistan, but still...

    With the phobes it's smarten up!, and of course people aren't going to smarten up. They're doing what they can with what they have. Dunning-Kruger.

    But with the racists it's grow up!, and almost everybody is at least theoretically capable of interacting with the world as an adult.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    And in wonderful news, InfoWars is burning! Grab marshmallows! I got the Hershey's chocolate and the graham crackers!

    https://www.newstimes.com/local/arti...IKN26PFdygDY2s
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    And in wonderful news, InfoWars is burning! Grab marshmallows! I got the Hershey's chocolate and the graham crackers!

    https://www.newstimes.com/local/arti...IKN26PFdygDY2s
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