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    Fixed to be way funnier.

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Ok, I admit, I just wrote the first "R" name I thought of and didn't put much effort into it...

    Matt Frattin for Hobey!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    Ok, I admit, I just wrote the first "R" name I thought of and didn't put much effort into it...
    A Rebecca* who calls the cops on black people goes by "Reba." I don't know if there is a Rachel equivalent.

    * Also good with money.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

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    Fig. 1. A random chosen Rachel from the internet
    That has to be a mathematical average of literally every Rachel in existence. At first glance it could be the wife of half of the guys I know from Long Island.

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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    That has to be a mathematical average of literally every Rachel in existence. At first glance it could be the wife of half of the guys I know from Long Island.
    I know. She has been talking to me since I invoked her. I know her accent, cadence, and topics of conversation. And would it kill me to get some extra room for the baby?
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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    That has to be a mathematical average of literally every Rachel in existence. At first glance it could be the wife of half of the guys I know from Long Island.
    Anti-semite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Anti-semite!
    He's wrong, anyway. She's cute. She's easily in the top 10% of the Long Island gene pool. I come from a land not noted for our pulchritude.





    Note: those three girls to the left are not related. That look accounts for 83% of all white women who graduate high school on Long Island each year.

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Russian doctors who operated on radiated soldiers after that mystery explosion were tested for radiation themselves and were told "you vacationed in Thailand, must have eaten crab that was irradiated from Fukushima explosion."

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Man, what's up with Mark Pavelich, the former UMD hockey star and a member of the Miracle on Ice team? Arrested on assault charges in which he is accused of seriously injuring a guy by beating him with a three foot metal pole, after they had been fishing together, because the guy "spiked his beer???" Then, when they search his house they find a shotgun cut down to an illegal length with the serial number filed off.

    Family is suggesting it's the effect of CTE. If that's the case, they need to get the guy some serious help, stat.

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    That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SJHovey View Post
    Man, what's up with Mark Pavelich, the former UMD hockey star and a member of the Miracle on Ice team? Arrested on assault charges in which he is accused of seriously injuring a guy by beating him with a three foot metal pole, after they had been fishing together, because the guy "spiked his beer???" Then, when they search his house they find a shotgun cut down to an illegal length with the serial number filed off.

    Family is suggesting it's the effect of CTE. If that's the case, they need to get the guy some serious help, stat.

    https://www.startribune.com/mark-pav...ges/557735982/
    CTE, or similar, is the rumor.
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    Cities expending money fighting the Proud Boys and other white nationalist groups should appeal for federal counter-terrorism aid.

    These are our ISIS. We should start taking them seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Yeah, but as we saw in Portland there were many more antifa than Proud Boys.
    It's pretty much antifa's fault it cost so much.

    Did I get that both-sidesism right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cF[Authentic] View Post
    Yeah, but as we saw in Portland there were many more antifa than Proud Boys.
    It's pretty much antifa's fault it cost so much.

    Did I get that both-sidesism right?
    Yes. We would also have accepted "if it weren't for people's opposition to fascism there wouldn't be an expensive police presence."
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    Quote Originally Posted by cF[Authentic] View Post
    Yeah, but as we saw in Portland there were many more antifa than Proud Boys.
    It's pretty much antifa's fault it cost so much.

    Did I get that both-sidesism right?
    Sorta. If the Proud Boys, I mean whitey arseholes, left out the violence part, they might have an argument (a weak one, but still more legit one). However, they are too stupid to realize that part. If they just had their little parades and demonstrations (city permit being allowed), then sure. The "bad" (meaning violent) Anti-fa could be blamed.

    But since MOST Anti-fa are non-violent, the other side of the argument holds no water, overall.
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    "They might have an argument" - you meant to phrase that better. I know you did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    "They might have an argument" - you meant to phrase that better. I know you did.
    That is why I added the caveat. A weak one. You can ALMOST see their point. Almost.

    Let them say their piece. It's their right. It's idiotic, but they have that right.

    Edit: that's the art of getting people on their side. They phrase their views where it almost makes sense to the common man, until you really examine it.
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    American History X is brilliant in that form:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZRCt4v4G_I
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