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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    This thread is ****ing great. The Popehat comment made me burst out laughing in the lunchroom.




    Wait, that didnít thread right.

    Try this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time View Post
    The Master Race sure are lookers.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    So what's her nickname gonna be? We've had BBQ Becky and Permit Patti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The Master Race sure are lookers.
    "It ain't about that," she said, according to the responding officer's statement. "If you're going to sell cards, act like you're selling cards. ... Don't be hanging out up there, and then don't walk over to my house. Don't act like that. Be men about it and sell cards."

    Two of the boys told police that Kelly then made them shake her hand.

    Kelly told the police that it didn't appear to her that the boys were selling anything, the report says. "They spent a good five minutes goofing off and screwing around in [the neighbor's] driveway and up around their house. That's not selling cards," she said, according to the report.
    So you pull a gun? Even Dirty Harry would show better restrain than that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    So what's her nickname gonna be? We've had BBQ Becky and Permit Patti.
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    Racist Rachel

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    Racist Rachel
    That's a good one. I like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    That's a good one. I like it.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Anti-Semite
    Naw, naw, naw. I'm anti-seMANtic. Slight difference. And not at all true.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    Racist Rachel
    Rachel isn't really a white female stereotype though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Rachel isn't really a white female stereotype though.
    It's not? Speaking in stereotypes, that's a *really* white name.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Rachel isn't really a white female stereotype though.
    KKKaren then?
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

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    KKKaren then?
    *spitsoutdrink* lololololol
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    Yes, antifa is the terrorists org.

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    KKKaren then?
    That'll play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaceBoarder View Post
    KKKaren then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    It's not? Speaking in stereotypes, that's a *really* white name.
    Hint: "Rachel" sounds like she's really good with money.


    Fig. 1. A random chosen Rachel from the internet

    Those aren't typically the people who are calling the cops in on people cuz they're black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Those aren't typically the people who are calling the cops in on people cuz they're black.
    Correct, because they're too busy renting to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aparch View Post
    Correct, because they're too busy foreclosing on them.
    Fixed to be way funnier.
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