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  • #316
    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Out conference also had a Trojans, but since we weren't lame we didn't make condom jokes about them.

    We did however release white mice with a painted non-permanent "M" in the Edina lunchroom. Security was much more lax back then.

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    • #317
      Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

      Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
      My high school athletic conference had both Trojans and (game)Cocks. You do the math....
      There was some HS in MN, and they played the Bemidji Beavers, and Moorhead Spuds. Their T-shirts after beating Bemidji, but before playing the Spuds?
      "We licked the Beavers, now we want Moorhead!"
      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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      • #318
        Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

        Bemidji is the Lumberjacks. May have been some other high school, though.

        This all reminds me of a great Fargo newspaper headline from a quite some time ago, though.

        "Fertile woman dies in Climax."
        the state of hockey is good

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        • #319
          Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

          Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
          Bemidji is the Lumberjacks. May have been some other high school, though.

          This all reminds me of a great Fargo newspaper headline from a quite some time ago, though.

          "Fertile woman dies in Climax."
          I remember hearing about that headline. Classic!
          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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          • #320
            Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

            Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
            Bemidji is the Lumberjacks. May have been some other high school, though.

            This all reminds me of a great Fargo newspaper headline from a quite some time ago, though.

            "Fertile woman dies in Climax."
            That quote was a topic 45 years ago.

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            • #321
              Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
              Boys pin down black classmate, cut her dreadlocks, run away laughing
              @JulieCareyNBC The 12 year old Springfield girl who alleged she was attacked on her school playground by 3 white boys who cut her dreadlocks has now admits it was a false allegation. Amari Allen & her family met with school officials this morning to tell them & apologize. @nbcwashington
              CCT '77 & '78
              4 kids
              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • #322
                Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                -aparch

                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                -INCH

                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                • #323
                  Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                  I mean. He's not wrong.
                  Cornell University
                  National Champion 1967, 1970
                  ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                  Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                  • #324
                    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                    They're quite lucky it was only a crowbar and not a boomstick...

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                    • #325
                      Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                      You know how I know the push to rehash everything in today's standards has nuked the fridge?

                      https://www.npr.org/2019/10/02/76608...under-scrutiny
                      Code:
                      As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                      Originally posted by SanTropez
                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • #326
                        Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                        F Nike

                        From FB

                        Meet Allyson Felix she was dropped by @nike after getting pregnant and has just beaten the Usain Bolt record for world titles 10 months after having a c-section. What an absolute QUEEN. I hope you’re eating some deep-filled humble pie @nike.
                        When will companies finally realise that women give birth to babies, not their brains or their ability
                        #ihadababynotalabotomy #pregnantthenscrewed
                        CCT '77 & '78
                        4 kids
                        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                        - Benjamin Franklin

                        Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                        • #327
                          Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                          Allyson Felix has been a favorite if mine for quite some time. This is disappointing.

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                          • #328
                            Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                            20. Rest in Power, Elisha.
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                            • #329
                              Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                              Life's rich pageant

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                              • #330
                                Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                                Founders Brewing plays dumb, claims not to know black employee is black.


                                If I wasn't done with them before, definitely done now.
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