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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Fixed to be way funnier.

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Ok, I admit, I just wrote the first "R" name I thought of and didn't put much effort into it...

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    Ok, I admit, I just wrote the first "R" name I thought of and didn't put much effort into it...
    A Rebecca* who calls the cops on black people goes by "Reba." I don't know if there is a Rachel equivalent.

    * Also good with money.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post


    Fig. 1. A random chosen Rachel from the internet
    That has to be a mathematical average of literally every Rachel in existence. At first glance it could be the wife of half of the guys I know from Long Island.

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    That has to be a mathematical average of literally every Rachel in existence. At first glance it could be the wife of half of the guys I know from Long Island.
    I know. She has been talking to me since I invoked her. I know her accent, cadence, and topics of conversation. And would it kill me to get some extra room for the baby?
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    That has to be a mathematical average of literally every Rachel in existence. At first glance it could be the wife of half of the guys I know from Long Island.
    Anti-semite!

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Anti-semite!
    He's wrong, anyway. She's cute. She's easily in the top 10% of the Long Island gene pool. I come from a land not noted for our pulchritude.





    Note: those three girls to the left are not related. That look accounts for 83% of all white women who graduate high school on Long Island each year.

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