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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    Well look what hockey team he cheers for

    (its a joke Hovey)
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    Just my two cents. But then, of course, Kep says I'm a nazi so what do I know.
    I think you mean "two Reichspfennig"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SJHovey View Post
    No problem. I would have started to wonder if I was put on ignore by all the Minnesota posters if the joke hadn't been made.
    Why ignore someone so easy to handle?

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    Pence Christianity. Teach the children well.
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    1) That is a horrible story...

    2) Whoever wrote that article needs to go back to school and relearn basic writing skills. Good lord that was bad...
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Of course Veep's wifey is allowed to teach at a religious school. Because our country is ******** enough to have failed to see the growing, un-elected role of FLOTUS' influence, and thus failed to see a potential conflict of interest.

    Frustrating as it is, I'm not sure how you deal with that, TBH. *shrug*
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Of course Veep's wifey is allowed to teach at a religious school.
    Religious education is an oxymoron but there's no law against it.
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    And she works in Hollywood as a costume designer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    And she works in Hollywood as a costume designer...

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    I don't know if boys have improved any since my day but "Fruitport High School" would be a tough, tough place to represent as an athlete.

    They are the Trojans so at least they're having safe gay sex...

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    I don't know if boys have improved any since my day but "Fruitport High School" would be a tough, tough place to represent as an athlete.

    They are the Trojans so at least they're having safe gay sex...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    When I was attending Muskegon High in 1999, it was "Fruitport, America's #1 condom, trusted for over 80 years!"
    Because of course it was. You just can't give a teenager a straight line like that.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    My high school athletic conference had both Trojans and (game)Cocks. You do the math....
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Out conference also had a Trojans, but since we weren't lame we didn't make condom jokes about them.

    We did however release white mice with a painted non-permanent "M" in the Edina lunchroom. Security was much more lax back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynahFan View Post
    My high school athletic conference had both Trojans and (game)Cocks. You do the math....
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    Bemidji is the Lumberjacks. May have been some other high school, though.

    This all reminds me of a great Fargo newspaper headline from a quite some time ago, though.

    "Fertile woman dies in Climax."

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    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    Bemidji is the Lumberjacks. May have been some other high school, though.

    This all reminds me of a great Fargo newspaper headline from a quite some time ago, though.

    "Fertile woman dies in Climax."
    I remember hearing about that headline. Classic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    Bemidji is the Lumberjacks. May have been some other high school, though.

    This all reminds me of a great Fargo newspaper headline from a quite some time ago, though.

    "Fertile woman dies in Climax."
    That quote was a topic 45 years ago.

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