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    Quote Originally Posted by geezer View Post
    “I don’t want to marry one of you” is in absolutely no way at all an insult to you, and is certainly not “demonizing.” It ONLY means that I myself don’t want to marry you.

    In “rejecting” groups, I could say that I wouldn’t marry any woman under 30 or over 70. Doesn’t mean I don’t value and even love them individually and collectively. It just means that I don’t want to marry one of them with my own personal pledge of lifelong devotion.
    It understandably stings to hear such a casual dismissal from someone like our MissThundercat, but it’s never okay to mansplain how your desirability supersedes another person’s disinterest.
    Oh for fark's sake, Kepler was being Kepler, not mansplaining.

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    amber isn't a redhead anyhows
    a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unofan View Post
    Kepler was being Kepler
    So, an a-hole?

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    D’oh
    I didn't get it either.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    So, an a-hole?
    We each have a brand to protect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    amber isn't a redhead anyhows

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    So, an a-hole?
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Funny, it turns out I'm more "woke" and open minded than any of you limp-wristed liberal pansies
    Huskies are very intelligent and trainable. Huskies make an excellent jogging companion, as long as it is not too hot. Grooming is minimal; bathing is normally unnecessary.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Forget plaid. Take this baby to Streisand.

    I wonder if they'll knock down this house.

    I speak for all New Yorkers, past, present, and future, when I say F-ck the MTA.

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    amber isn't a redhead anyhows
    And even if I were, not like he could handle me anyway.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    got that right!!!
    a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    twitter: PipersHouse920, instagram: bobambermarie
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Great. Maybe cholera can make a comeback too.
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    I'm assuming she won the pageant by default or something?

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    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
    iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
    gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
    Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
    Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
    TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    The details are even better.

    Turk's adoptive mother died in June at the age of 83, after suffering Alzheimer's and dementia. A court-appointed guardian accused Turk of using her mother's Social Security checks to promote her dream of appearing on 'The Real Housewives of Palm Beach' and to garner publicity.

    The guardian accused Turk of using the money to rent large homes and buying tables at fancy equestrian events.
    How the hell is she only going to prison for one month?
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The details are even better.



    How the hell is she only going to prison for one month?
    How the heck do you rent large homes on a SS check?
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    Quote Originally Posted by walrus View Post
    How the heck do you rent large homes on a SS check?
    same reason an engineer (me) can afford a 6-bedroom, 4300 sq ft house with a gorgeous pool and 12-person hot tub on 0.67 acres a quarter mile from the beach. $Florida!
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    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
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