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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    From that link:

    No one involved in this equine digestive tract of an organization will ever grasp that heís a f-cking chump. Not the players. Not the coaches. Not team-purchased media stooges like Larry Michael. Not Bruce Allen. Not the fans. And definitely not Dan Snyder.
    This!

    In the 16 interminable years I have spent in this malarial swamp I have never seen it put into words how specifically Redskins Nation is horrible. This is it! Other execrable fanbases are awful in their own special ways. Philly fans are literal swine. Sawx/Pats fans are bred in the bone losers, like their parents and all their ancestors -- the Australia of cities their blood is immutably tainted by failure.

    But Redskins Nation are chumps and they'll never know it. They're marks. They're suckers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
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    This!

    In the 16 interminable years I have spent in this malarial swamp I have never seen it put into words how specifically Redskins Nation is horrible. This is it! Other execrable fanbases are awful in their own special ways. Philly fans are literal swine. Sawx/Pats fans are bred in the bone losers, like their parents and all their ancestors -- the Australia of cities their blood is immutably tainted by failure.

    But Redskins Nation are chumps and they'll never know it. They're marks. They're suckers.
    Ahh Kep. You're just a newcomer. Been down here since 1979 and under Jack Kent Cooke, it was fun. The minute Danny Boy won the team from the estate, it's been downhill and worthy of mounds of excrement from a well fed male ox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Ahh Kep. You're just a newcomer. Been down here since 1979 and under Jack Kent Cooke, it was fun. The minute Danny Boy won the team from the estate, it's been downhill and worthy of mounds of excrement from a well fed male ox.
    Sure Jack was an ******* personally, but he let the team do their thing and he won. If Danny could do either it would be a massive improvement. I mean, his dickish antics and his squeezing money out of everything would be totally overlooked if we could get the team to 8-8 every year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    I mean, his dickish antics and his squeezing money out of everything would be totally overlooked if we could get the team to 8-8 every year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    c.f.

    Pretty much, but with an even lower threshold for success. I mean, the Cowboys have to deal with Texas football expectations. The Redskins would be allowed a lot more leeway if they could pretend to be remotely competent. Step one would be to not need multiple QBs to get multiple leg surgeries in a single season.

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    Also, bring back Frank Herzog.

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    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    Also, bring back Frank Herzog.
    Frank is getting up there. But anybody but the Danny shill Larry Michael.

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    Why am I retiring here again? Oh, and the Comments...
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    Always the best one of the year, because it's Magary's team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Always the best one of the year, because it's Magary's team.
    Great. My teamís quarterback fumbles like Jesus told him to, and now the ball will be coated in a gallon of liquefied, unpasteurized fromunda cheese on every down.
    Iím dying already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimjamesak View Post
    Iím dying already!
    The Comments on that one are absolutely the best of the series, in each way possible.
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    Always the best one of the year, because it's Magary's team.
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    Luckily I stopped being completely vested after the '98 season. I still pay attention and want them to win but ever since then I've never lost my s**t over every subsequent and inevitably incomprehensible and uniquely Viking playoff collapse.

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    Sam's story ended it on a weird note...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Drew effing Pearson
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    Phila-effing-delphia

    We're the perpetual Charlie Brown falling for that bi*ch Lucy's promise of redemption. Honestly I don't know how this franchise has any fans left that isn't under the age of 20. But they continue to sell out, get great ratings and you always see a lot of fans at their away games.

    Luckily I stopped being completely vested after the '98 season. I still pay attention and want them to win but ever since then I've never lost my s**t over every subsequent and inevitably incomprehensible and uniquely Viking playoff collapse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    Welcome to the Boston Red Sox, prior to 2004.
    Luckily Viking fans don't have to worry about ever having a team good enough for other fan bases to hate them for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JF_Gophers View Post
    Luckily Viking fans don't have to worry about ever having a team good enough for other fan bases to hate them for it.
    I've never hated the Packers. It's their fans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    I've never hated the Packers. It's their fans.
    The Packers dont really win that much. At least not since before i was born.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    Welcome to the Boston Red Sox, prior to 2004.
    Exactly. Or the Cubs until they broke through again. All you need to know if you're a Minnesota Sports fan is it took the Cubs over 100 years to get another Title. If 100 years are the benchmark I'll be dead and buried before the Vikings, Wild, or Wolves wins their first title and the Twins win their third.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JF_Gophers View Post
    The Packers dont really win that much. At least not since before i was born.
    They creep up on you. I was amazed looking at their record a few years ago that they have actually be a really strong team. It's just that to people my age (mid 50s) they spent our formative years and a way after in the toilet so we'll always consider them a ruin like Cleveland.
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