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    Oh goody, the Cowboys and Zeke have agreed to a deal.
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    Zeke got paid
    It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

    Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

    Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    Oh, and Kep as far as most obnoxious fan bases go, as much as I'd like us to claim that title too you've obviously forgotten what it was like when the Cowboys were winning Super Bowls left and right. As the old expression goes, everything's bigger in Texas, especially the * ssholes! That was made for Cowboys fans.
    This is a fair point. I'll allow it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    Apparently mookie's never been in a fed prison.

    NOTE TO BOARD: I have not either. Just have heard stories....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    Apparently mookie's never been in a fed prison.

    NOTE TO BOARD: I have not either. Just have heard stories....
    Why would anyone have "heard stories" of that kind? If anyone I know ever begins to provide details of such I'm leaving the room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    One of my college roommates had a father that worked at St. Cloud Maximum Security Prison Correctional Facility, and he told a few of us some of what's seen there. No thanks.
    ....go on

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    WYTS for Seattle

    As always, the comments win:
    Seattle is an amazing place that has the nation’s best food, coffee and beer, and literally invented all the **** that the rest of the country thinks makes their places cool. The Pacific Northwest is one of the world’s finest natural environments, and an hour or two outside the city looks like you’ve been transported to another planet that consists solely of rugged saltwater coastline and ancient forests.

    We convinced people to not move to this wonderland for decades because it’s a little far from places and rains sometimes in the winter. ****ing Amazon came in and ruined everything in a few years, and will have completely destroyed the city by 2020. An apartment within walking distance of a bus stop costs $1500 and large areas of the city are completely uninhabitable because they’ve been transformed into company housing for 22 year old dickbags who think getting paged to fix a bug in Amazon’s dildo recommendation algorithm at 2 AM is a status symbol.

    Seattle sports teams exist solely to be dicked over by other teams on their way to emotional triumphs. The 2005 Seahawks were a speedbump for Jerome Bettis in the least notable Super Bowl ever played if it weren’t for the refs, and the 2001 Mariners loss in the ALCS was a feel good story for the f-ing Yankees. In the 90s the city was home to Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Gary Payton, Randy Johnson, Shawn Kemp, Edgar Martinez and Jay Buhner, and the peak was the Sonics getting smashed by the best team in NBA history in the 1996 Finals. Replay review in the NFL was instituted because the Seahawks got screwed out of the playoffs on a s- call against the ****ing Jets.

    Century Link Field is filled with racist idiots from pawn-shop-parking-lots-turned-cities like Everett and Auburn, and Bellevue soccer moms who have been holding back regional transportation since the 80s because they want lower cost of ownership on their Lexus. The traffic is so terrible that it’s not even worth it, and the one train line that runs near the stadium is packed with UW frat guys and suburban dip****s who have the collective intelligence of Terry Bradshaw.

    The region is going to be wiped off the face of the Earth by the worst earthquake in recorded history and the state has done literally nothing to prepare for it. F- us and we deserve it.

    The mountains sure are pretty though.
    Yeah, that’s Seattle.

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    I've never seen any loutish fan behavior at Gillette. The corporate box is usually pretty civil although come to think of it I may have seen Kraft from a distance duck out for a massage at halftime now and again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    I've never seen any loutish fan behavior at Gillette.
    You're just inured to the racism. Boston is the most racist city I've ever been to, and that includes Rome and Vienna.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    mookie knows lube.
    TE or WR?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    TE or WR?
    B+. "Wide out" would have been better.

    We would also have accepted "full back."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Why would anyone have "heard stories" of that kind? If anyone I know ever begins to provide details of such I'm leaving the room.
    Some of it was the "Scared Straight" stuff that you got in high school, where lifers came in and talked about the experience. Other stories I've heard was from friends who had relatives who were guards, and I had two cops in my family, and there were some stories there.
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    Go Pack Go!

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    The NFL kicks off tonight. As an experiment, the National Anthem will be played after the game to see how many "patriots" really care about the song, and which only care about the kneeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ticapnews View Post
    The NFL kicks off tonight. As an experiment, the National Anthem will be played after the game to see how many "patriots" really care about the song, and which only care about the kneeling.
    Is this true? If so it's perfect. Please, please, please do this from now on.
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    Is this true? If so it's perfect. Please, please, please do this from now on.
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    Re: NFL 2019-20: We'll Just Talk About Our Fantasy Teams Again....

    Today, As The Oakland Raiders Turn...

    Antonio Brown got into a screaming match with Mike Mayock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Today, As The Oakland Raiders Turn...

    Antonio Brown got into a screaming match with Mike Mayock.
    Possibly looking into voiding his contract. Steelers say, "Thanks Suckers".
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