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    Agent cooper and Shelly are the best!

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    It's fewer, New Jersey.

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    So TX repubs hold the blueprint

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    Natural consequence. Maybe you should figure out way to attract some competent and educated voters and staffers, GOP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynahFan View Post
    Natural consequence. Maybe you should figure out way to attract some competent and educated voters and staffers, GOP.
    You have to pay those. No go.

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    Nice, UNC.


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    Sounds like the Republican legislature tied their hands. It was either give it away for preservation or lose a lot of state funding.

    Dems won the NC governor's race last year. Time to cleanse the state leg of neo-Confederate snowflakes after redistricting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Dems won the NC governor's race last year. Time to cleanse the state leg of neo-Confederate snowflakes after redistricting.
    The hateflakes are going to be a huge power there even after voting is fair. They reflect a large segment of the population.

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    Re: The States: North Dakota? Come On, Ohio Is The Worst State Ever.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...opic-pregnancy

    Yeah, the christian taliban is back trying to kill women again. In Ohio they are trying to get a bill passed that will require doctors to reimplant ectopic pregnancies. This procedure does not exist.

    THere is the potential for life in prison or the death penalty if you don't attempt this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...opic-pregnancy

    Yeah, the christian taliban is back trying to kill women again. In Ohio they are trying to get a bill passed that will require doctors to reimplant ectopic pregnancies. This procedure does not exist.

    THere is the potential for life in prison or the death penalty if you don't attempt this.
    Not sure how doctors would respond to this insanity

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...opic-pregnancy

    Yeah, the christian taliban is back trying to kill women again. In Ohio they are trying to get a bill passed that will require doctors to reimplant ectopic pregnancies. This procedure does not exist.

    THere is the potential for life in prison or the death penalty if you don't attempt this.
    That's a good bill. Can't wait to hear again how Ohio is a swing state just because Brown is the Senator. I'll start laughing now to beat the rush.
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    Not sure how doctors would respond to this insanity
    Leaving the state would be my guess. But I don't see the attraction in the first place. Tallahassee is Cincinnati with better weather.
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    Forced patriotism is the best kind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Gives em something to rebel against.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Love that they exempted religious schools. We prayed every morning, but we never did the Pledge, lol.

    In a different era, that would really infuriate the right-wing broflakes re: Catholic schools. "See? They're allied with THE POPE!1!1!11!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Tallahassee is Cincinnati with better weather.
    And more places to drink! As Mark Twain once said, "When the end of the world comes I want to be in Cincinnati, because its 20 years behind the times". Not much has changed since then apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    And more places to drink! As Mark Twain once said, "When the end of the world comes I want to be in Cincinnati, because its 20 years behind the times". Not much has changed since then apparently.
    Jean Shepherd used to tell great stories about working just across the river from Cincinnati in a "wide open town." Turns out it's a place called Newport Kentucky and it was famous for fifty years for its whorehouses and gambling and violence. It was essentially an experiment: what if you took the kind of people who vote Republican now and jammed them all into a city with no public assistance or infrastructure and they had to live by their wits.

    As you might expect, they didn't live well. It was 1920s Shanghai for white trash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    And more places to drink! As Mark Twain once said, "When the end of the world comes I want to be in Cincinnati, because its 20 years behind the times". Not much has changed since then apparently.
    Cincy is a poor man's Detroit.

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