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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogie21 View Post
    Market had one of its four worst days ever, with recession fears rising. So, 1) blame the Fed (Obama would've been a reach) and 2) conjure up an outrage certain to capture the news cycle for at least 24 hours. He may be a #whinylittle bi**h, but he's also a Master of Distraction.
    He really isnt though. Sure it distracts his people but they arent gonna be understand the Dow Jones anyways.

    The proof is he had to tweet about the economy because the story was everywhere.

    You need to stop assuming he knows what he is doing. He doesnt. He isnt playing 4 D chess and he isnt the magician Sicatoka pretends he is. He is a 12 year old who is trying to distract his parents from his grades by doing some yard work and chores hoping to soften the blow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Seward was criticized for buying Alaska.

    Disney will open a "Frozen" theme park in Thule.
    When you talk to people in person, do they ever stare at you...not blinking? If so let me let you in on a secret, it isnt because what you said was intelligent or insightful.
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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    Quote Originally Posted by WeAreNDHockey View Post
    Is it wrong that I really wish the next Big Mac trump slurps down gets lodged in his throat and he sputters to an ignominious death?
    Is it more wrong that I want the footage to go viral?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
    As long as we sell off the following:

    Mississippi - Costs $2.13 per tax dollar brought in
    West Virginia - $2.07
    Kentucky - $1.90
    South Carolina - $1.71
    We had our chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aparch View Post
    Wow. That's very good. I have a new show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew S. View Post
    According to WSJ Greenland actually costs Denmark quite a bit of money every year. It actually isnít the worst idea in the world.
    So it'll cost us quite a bit of money? Yeah, brilliant idea.

    What you would expect of Bankruptcy Don.

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    Re: POTUS 45:56 Biden Memes to Own the Cons!

    Overpaying for an asset with a negative cash flow sounds like itís right up tDonís alley.

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    I'd buy Greenland in a heartbeat as a global warming insurance policy. It's 20% larger than Alaska and eventually everything on Earth between 40 degrees N and 40 degrees S will be uninhabitable.

    I don't care if Dump wants it to make him feel like his dick isn't a tiny mushroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    When you talk to people in person, do they ever stare at you...not blinking? If so let me let you in on a secret, it isnt because what you said was intelligent or insightful.
    Do you ever laugh or smile? I'd go see a GI doc to see about that corncob stuck up your arse.

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    Karma. She's funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LynahFan View Post
    Overpaying for an asset with a negative cash flow sounds like it’s right up tDon’s alley.
    Definitely won't have a negative cash flow once we sell the rights to start the mining and drilling ops.
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    Greenland: Trump warned that island cannot be bought from Denmark
    But Greenland's government dismissed the idea, saying: "We're open for business, not for sale."

    Mr Trump's plans have also been quickly dismissed by politicians in Denmark. "It must be an April Fool's Day joke...but totally out of [season]!" , tweeted former Prime Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen.
    Greenland Premier Kim Kielsen repeated the comments in a separate statement. "Greenland is not for sale, but Greenland is open for trade and cooperation with other countries, including the USA," he said.

    "No thanks to Trump buying Greenland!", she wrote on Twitter, adding that a "better and more equal partnership with Denmark" was the way forward.
    Poul Krarup, editor-in-chief of Greenland's Sermitsiaq newspaper, told the BBC he "couldn't believe" Mr Trump's remarks.

    "We'd like to cooperate with the US, no doubt about that, but we are independent and we decide who our friends are."
    "If he is truly contemplating this, then this is final proof, that he has gone mad," foreign affairs spokesman for the populist Danish People's Party, Soren Espersen, told national broadcaster DR.

    "The thought of Denmark selling 50,000 citizens to the United States is completely ridiculous."

    "Out of all things that are not going to happen, this is the most unlikely. Forget it," Danish Conservative MP Rasmus Jarlov wrote on Twitter.
    Emphasis mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Do you ever laugh or smile? I'd go see a GI doc to see about that corncob stuck up your arse.
    i'm sure he'd laugh at someone that is funny. that's not you though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aparch View Post
    Can't wait til we get Obama out of there. Then we'll have a president who's respected, and not mocked, by the rest of the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Oh look double chin fat **** 300 lb lard fat shamed a protestor tonight at the rally.

    Hard days work. Rage tweet while watching fox all day, eat **** food then fire up the nazis at a rally. Rinse, repeat

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaig...BFYnocOcH_zPh0
    And the fatty that trump fat shamed? A dump supporter

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/08/16/man-trump-mocked-heavyset-his-new-hampshire-rally-appeared-be-trump-supporter/

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    Greenland citizens are white.
    most of them (~88%) are Greenlandic Inuit

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    Quote Originally Posted by aparch View Post
    My favorite line:
    "Out of all things that are not going to happen, this is the most unlikely. Forget it," Danish Conservative MP Rasmus Jarlov wrote on Twitter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    BREAKING: President Trump has reportedly asked aides in private about the possibility of purchasing Greenland, an autonomous Danish territory, for its essential resources and geopolitical importance.
    He's just planning ahead.

    In just 11.5 years (per AOC's prediction), there'll be prime real estate for "Mar-a-lago North at Nuuk, Greenland".
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Do you ever laugh or smile? I'd go see a GI doc to see about that corncob stuck up your arse.
    All the time. Maybe try saying something mildly amusing and I will see if it moves the needle.
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