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    From the Herd Thinner line of candles and gifts.

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    I'm just trying to imagine why one would just have dynamite sitting in a drawer with their candles, some tapes, maybe a tape measurer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    I'm just trying to imagine why one would just have dynamite sitting in a drawer with their candles, some tapes, maybe a tape measurer.
    You never know when you may need to catch a road runner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    I'm just trying to imagine why one would just have dynamite sitting in a drawer with their candles, some tapes, maybe a tape measurer.
    I'm wondering why anyone would just have a loaded gun in a low cupboard with kids in the house.

    I figure, there's gotta be a common factor in there somewhere. Just not sure what.
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    People who could have evacuated the coast ahead of Florence but refused to will lose their herd membership card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    @wkyc: Connecticut woman injured after mistaking dynamite for candle during power outage https://on.wkyc.com/2oTHR9O https://twitter.com/wkyc/status/1038...266688/photo/1
    I'm pretty sure I saw this happen in a loony tunes cartoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BassAle View Post
    I'm pretty sure I saw this happen in a loony tunes cartoon.
    Or this

    https://youtu.be/lJKcdlj-Uiw

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    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    I'm just trying to imagine why one would just have dynamite sitting in a drawer with their candles, some tapes, maybe a tape measurer.
    Because the store was out of nitroglycerin.


    PS - The device is a tape measure; you're the tape measurer.
    PPS - What kind of tapes? Led Zeppelin? Beach Boys?
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    Oops

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    I guessed you were going here:

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    PPS - What kind of tapes? Led Zeppelin? Beach Boys?
    Obvious. <-- VNSFW
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    The amusement park where nothing went wrong, went wrong, went wrong..

    https://www.nj.com/entertainment/201...tal_floss.html

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    The amusement park where nothing went wrong, went wrong, went wrong..

    https://www.nj.com/entertainment/201...tal_floss.html
    Concrete sledding
    The Alpine Slide, which was the park's first ride two years before Action Park opened on July 4, 1978, was bought from a manufacturer in Europe by park owner Eugene Mulvihill.

    "The Alpine was on a big hill, not a little baby hill," said park security guard Jim DeSaye. "Itís basically you on a sled on a concrete track. And there is nothing keeping you on."
    Wild Mountain (mountain in name only) in MN had (has?) a similar track. When I was in junior high I decided I was not going to use the break on a run at any cost. Ended up tipping on my side while wearing a tank top and tore a few layers of skin off my left upper arm about 3 inches long.

    I think if I tried to list every stupid mishap from my youth I'd be here for a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    I think if I tried to list every stupid mishap from my youth I'd be here for a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Get ready for stuff like this with the press if Dump is re-elected.
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    Get ready for stuff like this with the press if Dump is re-elected.
    With Russia, it was there long before Trump, and will be there long after Trump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    That isn't suspicious at all.
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