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  • #976
    Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

    Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    People still eat at Denny's?
    Patton Oswalt did a funny bit about Denny's tonight at the show I was just at. But his lone Trump bit brought the house down.

    Originally posted by Patton Oswalt
    Everyone said that life would be great for comics with Trump as President. You wanna know what it is like being a comedian with Trump as President. Imagine an 18 wheeler filled with monkeys on PCP. And at full speed it crashes into a train FILLED with diarrhea. So now hundreds of monkeys on PCP covered in crap are running around. And people see this and say "HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THAT!?!?! And then I walk up and say "hey you want to hear a few jokes about that?!?!" And they say "nah we are good we got a few in our head already seeing this!"
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
    -aparch

    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
    -INCH

    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
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    • #977
      Originally posted by The Rube View Post
      Mixed race people who identify as one race over the other.
      Strange they choose to "identify as white". Cause there's no such thing as "white privilege".
      What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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      • #978
        Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

        Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-68iTvhWNB0

        If only....
        They would pre-screen all of Trump's callers to be supporters.

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        • #979
          Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

          Originally posted by joecct View Post
          Teapot Dome?
          One of us is a testament to the power of partisanship. Either you're blind because you can't see it's different or I'm blind because I can't see it's the same.
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          • #980
            Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

            Labor Secretory Acosta stepping down as of a few minutes ago.



            Buckle up kids, it's only mid-morning on Take out the Trash Day.
            “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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            • #981
              Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

              Originally posted by aparch View Post
              Labor Secretory Acosta stepping down as of a few minutes ago.



              Buckle up kids, it's only mid-morning on Take out the Trash Day.
              As predicted for today by Judge Napolitano.
              The Terrier Hockey Fan Blog

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              • #982
                Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

                Border Patrol Chief was part of the Facebook group

                https://theintercept.com/2019/07/12/...acebook-group/

                Just like the border patrol union president they had on NPR yesterday who was full of stock answers, but immediately froze up when asked if he’d known or participated in the Facebook group.
                Go Green! Go White! Go State!

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                Go Tigers, Go Packers, Go Red Wings, Go Pistons

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                • #983
                  Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

                  Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
                  Border Patrol Chief was part of the Facebook group

                  https://theintercept.com/2019/07/12/...acebook-group/

                  Just like the border patrol union president they had on NPR yesterday who was full of stock answers, but immediately froze up when asked if he’d known or participated in the Facebook group.
                  They're all drip slime.
                  **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                  Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                  Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                  • #984
                    Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

                    How do I not remember seeing this Twitter thread referenced before? If all the Trump White House characters were James Bond villains.

                    I'm crying from laughing so hard. It's too accurate.
                    “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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                    • #985
                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      One of us is a testament to the power of partisanship. Either you're blind because you can't see it's different or I'm blind because I can't see it's the same.
                      You see a GOPer and immediately put them/us in a black Schutzstaffel uniform. I'm more selective. I don't look at every Dem and think they're a member of the Narodnyy Komissariat Vnutrennikh Del.

                      By their actions I will know them.
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                      • #986
                        Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

                        Originally posted by joecct View Post
                        You see a GOPer and immediately put them/us in a black Schutzstaffel uniform. I'm more selective. I don't look at every Dem and think they're a member of the Narodnyy Komissariat Vnutrennikh Del.

                        By their actions I will know them.
                        No.

                        But I do think that people who are cool with what the GOP is doing bear that responsibility.

                        For the record: Sunday ICE raids, for or against?
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                        • #987
                          Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

                          Originally posted by aparch View Post
                          How do I not remember seeing this Twitter thread referenced before? If all the Trump White House characters were James Bond villains.

                          I'm crying from laughing so hard. It's too accurate.
                          Oh. My. God.

                          Trump's personal lawyers Jay Sekulow and Ty Cobb are Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd.
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                          • #988
                            Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            Oh. My. God.
                            better hope tD doesn't see this. he will add with all the bond girls and women he has 'had'
                            a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                            • #989
                              Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

                              Originally posted by joecct View Post
                              You see a GOPer and immediately put them/us in a black Schutzstaffel uniform. I'm more selective. I don't look at every Dem and think they're a member of the Narodnyy Komissariat Vnutrennikh Del.

                              By their actions I will know them.
                              Paul Ryan. That's all anyone need know.

                              GOP are all ****ing drip slime.
                              **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                              Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                              Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                              • #990
                                Re: POTUS 45:54: My Polls Are Better Than Your Polls

                                Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                                better hope tD doesn't see this. he will add with all the bond girls and women he has 'had'
                                Already covered with Kellyanne Conway as Rosa Klebb.
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