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  • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    lmao

    What a ****ed up country we live in.
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    • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

      Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      Sure, let's pump our kids full of salt and Wonder Bread.

      In 2000, when I graduated high school, we had a fast food style lunch counter with a fountain drink machine. All that was "healthy" was a salad bar. We had a store with candy bars in it in the cafeteria. We had three Coke vending machines outside the cafeteria. Of course, I weighed 300 lbs in high school, and thought a cheeseburger, fries, and a cup of Coca-Cola every day for lunch was a great idea. When I headed to 4th hour chemistry, I thought nothing of grabbing another Coke bottle on the way.

      37 year old me wants to grab 18 year old me and knock some sense into her.
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      • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
        Lol

        BREAKING: Alabama’s Republican Party passed a resolution calling on the state’s congressional delegation to begin the process of expelling Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) from Congress, condemning the freshman lawmaker for what the party called her "disturbing record of using anti-Semitic language."
        The Washington Times reports Rep. Omar has been named as a homewrecker in a love triangle with a D staffer.

        https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2...-shocking-dec/

        THAT ought to set the Alabamans hearts all aflutter.
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        • Originally posted by joecct View Post
          The Washington Times reports Rep. Omar has been named as a homewrecker in a love triangle with a D staffer.

          https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2...-shocking-dec/

          THAT ought to set the Alabamans hearts all aflutter.
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          • Originally posted by joecct View Post
            The Washington Times reports Rep. Omar has been named as a homewrecker in a love triangle with a D staffer.

            https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2...-shocking-dec/

            THAT ought to set the Alabamans hearts all aflutter.
            THey outta love her if they think she’s banging her brother

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            • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

              Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
              THey outta love her if they think she’s banging her brother
              Only Evangelical Xtians are allowed to do that.

              That said, the Washington Times is little more than a gussied up version of the National Enquirer at this point.

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              • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                THey outta love her if they think she’s banging her brother
                This is from the same story: “Her first husband is Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, who is possibly her brother.”
                Even in the age of Trump, that’s got to be the most bizarre political accusation I’ve ever read. They’d better have some pretty sturdy evidence.
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                • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

                  Originally posted by geezer View Post
                  This is from the same story: “Her first husband is Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, who is possibly her brother.”
                  Even in the age of Trump, that’s got to be the most bizarre political accusation I’ve ever read. They’d better have some pretty sturdy evidence.
                  It's a conservative meme, there's literally no substance to it whatsoever. Only far-right tinfoil sites report on it.

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                  • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                    It's a conservative meme, there's literally no substance to it whatsoever. Only far-right tinfoil sites report on it.
                    My mistake, I just looked through the story quickly and thought it was a “normal” newspaper
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                    • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

                      Edit: nope. Never mind. I was confusing it with another fish wrap.
                      Last edited by dxmnkd316; 08-27-2019, 10:09 PM.
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                      • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

                        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        The funny thing is, several great reporters have worked there over the last 20 years.
                        The Washington Times has been the Moonbat Times for at least a decade.

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                        • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

                          Originally posted by unofan View Post
                          The Washington Times has been the Moonbat Times for at least a decade.
                          See my edited post. I thought Olivier Knox and Dave Weigel worked there.

                          Knox didn’t and Weigel worked for the Independent. On further review.
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                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

                            Originally posted by joecct View Post
                            The Washington Times reports Rep. Omar has been named as a homewrecker in a love triangle with a D staffer..
                            she's hot. mookie would bang her!!!! twice on friday
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                            • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

                              Well this could get interesting come the election...

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                              Nevermind!
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                              • Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

                                Turtle Boy through another former Senator's eyes.

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsbhUYkMYMc
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                                Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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