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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Needs an embed. Too awesome not to.
    Thank you. I can never get those to embed. I am very weak on the Twatter.

    It is quite beautiful. America can still project an image as a civilized and advanced nation. I would like to think that most of the world recognizes that this is a temporary hijacking by the Russians and the worst of the worst.

    There are many great, proud Americans. The sooner we can scour the hateful dumbf-cks out of our government, if not our electorate, the better for the whole world. The next administration will need years just to fumigate and repair after this.
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    Wow. That gave me goosebumps.

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    Evidently there are now lawn signs in KY that read "Putin for Senate. Cut out the middle man."
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    “Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell suffered a fractured shoulder Sunday from a fall outside his home in Louisville, briefly hospitalizing the Kentucky Republican, his office said in a statement.”

    So many good jokes here. Couldn’t have been his spine, doesn’t have one.
    Bending over backwards avoiding bringing any legislation to the floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    “Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell suffered a fractured shoulder Sunday from a fall outside his home in Louisville, briefly hospitalizing the Kentucky Republican, his office said in a statement.”

    So many good jokes here. Couldn’t have been his spine, doesn’t have one.
    Bending over backwards avoiding bringing any legislation to the floor.
    Thoughts and prayers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    “Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell suffered a fractured shoulder Sunday from a fall outside his home in Louisville, briefly hospitalizing the Kentucky Republican, his office said in a statement.”

    So many good jokes here. Couldn’t have been his spine, doesn’t have one.
    Bending over backwards avoiding bringing any legislation to the floor.
    All right, who has the voodoo doll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    All right, who has the voodoo doll?
    Probably Trump. Only reason he hates Mitch is that Mitch won't advance legislation that would make him look good.
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    Kenny merchant retiring, another Texas GOP. The fourth in Texas alone now I think?


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    Percentage of Evangelical Christians by state.

    I have to think the Mormons are getting pretty sick of Dump, but even if they don't go it's interesting to note that the state right next to VA for percentage of Wackadoodles is TX.

    (all red above that)
    .31 TX
    .30 VA
    .29 OH
    .29 OR
    .28 IA
    .28 MT
    .27 LA
    .27 WY
    .26 AZ

    .26 CO
    .25 HI

    .25 MI
    .25 NE
    .25 SD

    .25 WA
    .25 FL
    .23 NM
    .22 AK
    .22 ND
    .21 ID

    (all blue below that except UT)

    Evangies + Mormons is probably a good predictor of the Nazi vote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    All right, who has the voodoo doll?
    Rand Paul's neighbor?

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    Rand Paul's neighbor?
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    My God, Turtle Boy, get a handle on your supporters.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/aoc-c...392MPP7ZSaJNrs
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    My God, Turtle Boy, get a handle on your supporters.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/aoc-c...392MPP7ZSaJNrs
    Like he or his staff care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    My God, Turtle Boy, get a handle on your supporters.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/aoc-c...392MPP7ZSaJNrs
    They'll just fine some obscure assault incident against a Nazi and say, "But libs do it too!"
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    Mitch's campaign Twitter account was suspended. Not (supposedly) because of the antics above, no, because the account posted a video of protesters outside his property making 'threats' against him.
    The video shows a group of protesters gathered outside McConnell’s Louisville home on Monday. A woman, identified by the Courier-Journal as Black Lives Matter Louisville leader Chanelle Helm, is heard on the video mocking McConnell’s recent shoulder injury and saying he “should have broken his little, raggedy, wrinkled-*** neck.”

    She then yells, “Just stab the m----- f----- in the heart, please.” Someone also yells, “Die!”
    The hypocrisy after the above incidents and now this is so obvious. Good: our people choking an effigy of a senator, placing a senators name on a tombstone. Bad: being told 'bless your heart,' to our face.


    Also, why the fu** was the campaign trying to egg this on? Notify secret service and move on. "Both-sidesing" this on Twitter wasn't needed by his campaign.
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    Yeah This Lady is a Threat to Ilhan...

    So she makes up an Antifa Riot Meeting at a cafe and the Rubes who buy her crap threaten violence. Who is the real problem here...
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    Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    Yeah This Lady is a Threat to Ilhan...

    So she makes up an Antifa Riot Meeting at a cafe and the Rubes who buy her crap threaten violence. Who is the real problem here...
    It's these little cases where the MAGAts are going to hurt people. Dope Patient Zero tweets out to her Dope Followers and a bunch show up. They create a situation and beat up somebody. The GOP isn't so much Nazis as disorganized, inept Nazis.

    We basically need to film everything from now on and nail every one of these as-sholes with criminal penalties every time they swing their limp dicks around. And maybe start suing their leaders for incitement.
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