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    Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

    It's conservatives answer to everything else..

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    Re: Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

    Somebody said he read an opinion that child support payments could now start at conception. I read something even more fun: the instant an undocumented immigrant gets pregnant the fetus is an American citizen. Bet that'll make the "Pro Lifers" think twice. "My God... we didn't mean the browns!"
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    Re: Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Somebody said he read an opinion that child support payments could now start at conception. I read something even more fun: if an undocumented immigrant gets pregnant in the US her fetus is an American citizen. Bet that'll make the "Pro Lifers" think twice. "My God... we didn't mean the browns!"
    Yes, that was in the same article that I read. It's beautiful.
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    Re: Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

    "That's why I believe in guns and safety".

    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/n...-abortion-bill
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Yes, that was in the same article that I read. It's beautiful.
    Better yet I want life insurance payout on my miscarriages

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Better yet I want life insurance payout on my miscarriages
    That's another good one. I think that's valid. Not sure how much the life insurance would cost but I'm sure the insurance industry would find a way to make money on it while at the same time people in that unfortunately circumstance could get paid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SonofSouthie View Post
    "That's why I believe in guns and safety".

    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/n...-abortion-bill
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    Quote Originally Posted by SonofSouthie View Post
    "That's why I believe in guns and safety".

    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/n...-abortion-bill
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    That's another good one. I think that's valid. Not sure how much the life insurance would cost but I'm sure the insurance industry would find a way to make money on it while at the same time people in that unfortunately circumstance could get paid.
    Miscarriage could be potential abortion. One can’t be the beneficiary if you also murder the “deceased”.

    No benefit would ever be paid
    Just premiums collected - and pocketed

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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    Miscarriage could be potential abortion. One can’t be the beneficiary if you also murder the “deceased”.

    No benefit would ever be paid
    Just premiums collected - and pocketed
    Too bad. You can’t declare it life and then deny it all the other stuff that live people can get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Too bad. You can’t declare it life and then deny it all the other stuff that live people can get.
    Mookie can’t take out a policy on say, Scooby. Then murder him and collect.

    Ergo, a mom can’t take out a policy on her “child”, abort it (miscarriage). Then collect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    Mookie can’t take out a policy on say, Scooby. Then murder him and collect.

    Ergo, a mom can’t take out a policy on her “child”, abort it (miscarriage). Then collect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
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    Mookie is just trying to save y’all money wasted on premiums that will never pay off!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    Mookie is just trolling to try and own the libs
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    Re: Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

    He needs better phrasing, but he has a point. Pregnant woman takes out policy on child, takes a few punches to the stomach (or any other method that really can't be proven to be done on purpose), creates a miscarriage, collects insurance policy.

    Note: I think these new abortion laws are %*)(&# ^*(&@ horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    He needs better phrasing, but he has a point. Pregnant woman takes out policy on child, takes a few punches to the stomach (or any other method that really can't be proven to be done on purpose), creates a miscarriage, collects insurance policy.

    Note: I think these new abortion laws are %*)(&# ^*(&@ horrible.
    I get what you’re saying. I’m also just pointing out how dumb the law is, but you get that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    I get what you’re saying. I’m also just pointing out how dumb the law is, but you get that
    It was bad to begin with, THEN they added the no exceptions thing, and THERE'S where I really lost it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    Note: I think these new abortion laws are %*)(&# ^*(&@ horrible.
    But are you and I actually going to do anything about it? Probably not. /cold facts
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    But are you and I actually going to do anything about it? Probably not. /cold facts
    I'm in a state that is actively fighting for abortion rights, so you are correct.
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