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  • #91
    Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
    No kidding.

    If mookie was a broad he’d lick kitty all day long... twice on sundays
    No, you probably wouldn't. This joke is really old...

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    • #92
      Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

      Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
      *grumbles some more*

      Around here they usually go Tesla, Porsche, or BMW 3 through 5 series. The Boomers tend to go full winga dinga and get Vettes. Or Harleys. Seen a few Triumphs/Indians as well.
      Hush, before anyone even speaks about my vehicle. It was pretty, and doesn't have anything I don't need.
      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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      • #93
        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
        No, you probably wouldn't. This joke is really old...
        Wow... fade is a homophobe
        a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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        • #94
          Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

          Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
          I don’t get it. If the worms feed off semen, how are the butch lesbians created?
          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          That's obviously what happens to women who are denied semen.

          *snip*

          Women are supposed to have the worms. That's why they're unclean. It all becomes clear.

          Too bad this woman is a Muzzie. Otherwise she could head the Biology faculty at Liberty. Or Notre Dame.
          Jesus Fcking Christ. I've had the image of semen-consuming worms in women's vaginas since yesterday. Now the image keeps popping up, so thanks Kep.

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          • #95
            Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

            Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
            Wow... fade is a homophobe
            100% baloney, you troll.

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            • #96
              Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
              Jesus Fcking Christ. I've had the image of semen-consuming worms in women's vaginas since yesterday. Now the image keeps popping up, so thanks Kep.
              https://www.pinterest.com/pin/484699978615655532/

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              Originally posted by SanTropez
              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
              Originally posted by Kepler
              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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              • #97
                Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                A car with potential explosives in it was stopped ~50 miles northwest of Chicago. Full shutdown of the interstate while a bomb squad is en-route to the scene. Traffic stop took place three hours ago.

                https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/interstate-90-closed-near-hampshire-due-to-possible-bomb-found-during-traffic-stop-509171541.html
                “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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                • #98
                  Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                  Originally posted by aparch View Post
                  A car with potential explosives in it was stopped ~50 miles northwest of Chicago. Full shutdown of the interstate while a bomb squad is en-route to the scene. Traffic stop took place three hours ago.

                  https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/interstate-90-closed-near-hampshire-due-to-possible-bomb-found-during-traffic-stop-509171541.html
                  Jesus.
                  Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                  Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by aparch View Post
                    A car with potential explosives in it was stopped ~50 miles northwest of Chicago. Full shutdown of the interstate while a bomb squad is en-route to the scene. Traffic stop took place three hours ago.

                    https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/interstate-90-closed-near-hampshire-due-to-possible-bomb-found-during-traffic-stop-509171541.html
                    Was it a bomb or something else? The updated article (545am et) still leaves us up in the air.
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                    • Originally posted by joecct View Post
                      Was it a bomb or something else? The updated article (545am et) still leaves us up in the air.
                      All the follow up reporting just says it's still under investigation. I haven't heard anything else from the local news.
                      “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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                      • Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                        smh
                        Sexual assaults in the military rose nearly 38% from 2016 to 2018, according to survey results obtained by USA TODAY.

                        That spike in crime within the ranks comes after years of focused effort and resources to eradicate it.

                        The report, due to be released Thursday by the Pentagon, surveyed Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine personnel in 2018. Based on the survey, there were an estimated 20,500 instances of unwanted sexual contact – an increase over the 14,900 estimated in the last biennial survey in 2016.Unwanted sexual contact ranges from groping to rape.

                        Enlisted female troops ages 17 to 24 were at the highest risk of being assaulted, said Nathan Galbreath, deputy director of the Pentagon's Sexual Assault Prevention and Response Office. The Pentagon will target troops in that age range for prevention efforts, he said.

                        "We're very concerned about that," Galbreath said.

                        More than 85% of victims knew their assailant. Alcohol was involved in 62% of the total assaults.
                        https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ol/3625405002/
                        A bad cause requires many words.

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                        • Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                          MAGA made flesh.
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                          • Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                            so how's about that new thai king?!?!?!
                            a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              MAGA made flesh.
                              And dwelt among us (and we saw his glory, the glory as it were of the only begotten of the Father).

                              Ducks the vengeful lightning bolt from heaven.
                              CCT '77 & '78
                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                                so how's about that new thai king?!?!?!
                                nice thai?
                                CCT '77 & '78
                                4 kids
                                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                                - Benjamin Franklin

                                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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