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  • #76
    Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    Wait, so her supposed cure for being gay is... ramming something up your butt to get the gay out?

    Are you supposed to say "No Homo," as you insert the suppository?

    Also, I legit laughed out loud that this obvious story was a related article...
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    • #77
      Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

      Originally posted by aparch View Post
      Also, I legit laughed out loud that this obvious story was a related article...
      Could be subtitled "Christian homophobia explained."

      I'm more worried that the guys in the pic appear to be twins. I guess Bob Gray was right and homosexuality leads inexorably to incest, bestiality, and pedophilia.
      Last edited by Kepler; 04-25-2019, 09:22 AM.
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      • #78
        Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Life's rich pageant.
        It's so transparent the way people audition for roles in the Trump administration.

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        • #79
          Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

          Originally posted by French Rage View Post
          It's so transparent the way people audition for roles in the Trump administration.
          In this case, Surgeon General.

          No way she gets it. Didn't even mention disease-carrying immigrants.
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          • #80
            Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

            I don’t get it. If the worms feed off semen, how are the butch lesbians created?

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            • #81
              Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

              Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
              I don’t get it. If the worms feed off semen, how are the butch lesbians created?
              That's obviously what happens to women who are denied semen.



              Women are supposed to have the worms. That's why they're unclean. It all becomes clear.

              Too bad this woman is a Muzzie. Otherwise she could head the Biology faculty at Liberty. Or Notre Dame.
              Last edited by Kepler; 04-25-2019, 09:43 AM.
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              • #82
                Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                Could be it. I did buy a Subaru after I dumped my last boyfriend

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                • #83
                  Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                  Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                  Could be it. I did buy a Subaru after I dumped my last boyfriend
                  It's a fair cop.
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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    It's a fair cop.
                    Subaru’s weird intersection of “lesbian family vehicle”, “crazy Alaskan from somewhere near Talkeetna” and “hipster gearhead” is always interesting.
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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                      how can she not know via her research that not all of the gays are catchers (nor pitchers). some like the catching, while others do all the pitching.

                      of course all the gays like getting bjs
                      Some are TEs and some are WRs and some like being under center.

                      Teenagers have to worry about the shotgun.
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                      • #86
                        Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        It's a fair cop.
                        I have 100 percent confidence the Mazda Miata is on this list.

                        Yeeeeup. *grumbles*
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                        • #87
                          Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                          Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                          I have 100 percent confidence the Mazda Miata is on this list.

                          Yeeeeup. *grumbles*
                          Yeah, but it's just as likely to be a midlife crisis purchase for greying dads trying to prove that they still "have it".

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                          • #88
                            Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                            Yeah, but it's just as likely to be a midlife crisis purchase for greying dads trying to prove that they still "have it".
                            *grumbles some more*

                            Around here they usually go Tesla, Porsche, or BMW 3 through 5 series. The Boomers tend to go full winga dinga and get Vettes. Or Harleys. Seen a few Triumphs/Indians as well.
                            Last edited by Twitch Boy; 04-25-2019, 11:31 AM.
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                            • #89
                              Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                              I have a Subaru. I'm not a lesbian, but I'm willing to learn.
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                              • #90
                                Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

                                No kidding.

                                If mookie was a broad he’d lick kitty all day long... twice on sundays
                                a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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