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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    I don’t get it. If the worms feed off semen, how are the butch lesbians created?
    That's obviously what happens to women who are denied semen.



    Women are supposed to have the worms. That's why they're unclean. It all becomes clear.

    Too bad this woman is a Muzzie. Otherwise she could head the Biology faculty at Liberty. Or Notre Dame.
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    Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    Could be it. I did buy a Subaru after I dumped my last boyfriend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Could be it. I did buy a Subaru after I dumped my last boyfriend
    It's a fair cop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    It's a fair cop.
    Subaru’s weird intersection of “lesbian family vehicle”, “crazy Alaskan from somewhere near Talkeetna” and “hipster gearhead” is always interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    how can she not know via her research that not all of the gays are catchers (nor pitchers). some like the catching, while others do all the pitching.

    of course all the gays like getting bjs
    Some are TEs and some are WRs and some like being under center.

    Teenagers have to worry about the shotgun.

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    Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    It's a fair cop.
    I have 100 percent confidence the Mazda Miata is on this list.

    Yeeeeup. *grumbles*
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    Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    Quote Originally Posted by Twitch Boy View Post
    I have 100 percent confidence the Mazda Miata is on this list.

    Yeeeeup. *grumbles*
    Yeah, but it's just as likely to be a midlife crisis purchase for greying dads trying to prove that they still "have it".
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    Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Yeah, but it's just as likely to be a midlife crisis purchase for greying dads trying to prove that they still "have it".
    *grumbles some more*

    Around here they usually go Tesla, Porsche, or BMW 3 through 5 series. The Boomers tend to go full winga dinga and get Vettes. Or Harleys. Seen a few Triumphs/Indians as well.
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    I have a Subaru. I'm not a lesbian, but I'm willing to learn.
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    Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    No kidding.

    If mookie was a broad he’d lick kitty all day long... twice on sundays

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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    No kidding.

    If mookie was a broad he’d lick kitty all day long... twice on sundays
    No, you probably wouldn't. This joke is really old...

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    Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    Quote Originally Posted by Twitch Boy View Post
    *grumbles some more*

    Around here they usually go Tesla, Porsche, or BMW 3 through 5 series. The Boomers tend to go full winga dinga and get Vettes. Or Harleys. Seen a few Triumphs/Indians as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    No, you probably wouldn't. This joke is really old...
    Wow... fade is a homophobe

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    Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    I don’t get it. If the worms feed off semen, how are the butch lesbians created?
    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    That's obviously what happens to women who are denied semen.

    *snip*

    Women are supposed to have the worms. That's why they're unclean. It all becomes clear.

    Too bad this woman is a Muzzie. Otherwise she could head the Biology faculty at Liberty. Or Notre Dame.
    Jesus Fcking Christ. I've had the image of semen-consuming worms in women's vaginas since yesterday. Now the image keeps popping up, so thanks Kep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    Wow... fade is a homophobe
    100% baloney, you troll.
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    Re: Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Jesus Fcking Christ. I've had the image of semen-consuming worms in women's vaginas since yesterday. Now the image keeps popping up, so thanks Kep.
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    A car with potential explosives in it was stopped ~50 miles northwest of Chicago. Full shutdown of the interstate while a bomb squad is en-route to the scene. Traffic stop took place three hours ago.

    https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/interstate-90-closed-near-hampshire-due-to-possible-bomb-found-during-traffic-stop-509171541.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by aparch View Post
    A car with potential explosives in it was stopped ~50 miles northwest of Chicago. Full shutdown of the interstate while a bomb squad is en-route to the scene. Traffic stop took place three hours ago.

    https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/interstate-90-closed-near-hampshire-due-to-possible-bomb-found-during-traffic-stop-509171541.html
    Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aparch View Post
    A car with potential explosives in it was stopped ~50 miles northwest of Chicago. Full shutdown of the interstate while a bomb squad is en-route to the scene. Traffic stop took place three hours ago.

    https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/interstate-90-closed-near-hampshire-due-to-possible-bomb-found-during-traffic-stop-509171541.html
    Was it a bomb or something else? The updated article (545am et) still leaves us up in the air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Was it a bomb or something else? The updated article (545am et) still leaves us up in the air.
    All the follow up reporting just says it's still under investigation. I haven't heard anything else from the local news.

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