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  • #106
    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Originally posted by burd View Post
    Depends. Did he have a muslim color about him?
    Idiot not to declare it, but the post does say "non-functioning," so even with a grenade, is it a threat?
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    • #107
      Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

      Regardless, he's definitely a member of our "well-regulated militia".

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      • #108
        Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
        Regardless, he's definitely a member of our "well-regulated militia".
        I would tend to agree with that. I don't know too many people with any sort of launcher.
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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        • #109
          Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

          Originally posted by The Rube View Post
          I would tend to agree with that. I don't know too many people with any sort of launcher.
          Water balloon?
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          • #110
            Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here


            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
            -aparch

            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
            -INCH

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            • #111
              Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

              Originally posted by Handyman View Post

              I think we all get a mental image of a person based on whatever the first paragraph or two says about him or her.

              Yeah, this wasn't hard:
              https://www.google.com/search?q=Jack...w=1799&bih=941

              Looks like Jeff Sessions had a lovechild with Pat Robertson.
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              • #112
                Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                Originally posted by Handyman View Post

                If you talk to God you're religious.

                If God talks to you you're psychotic.
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                • #113
                  Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here


                  "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                  -aparch

                  "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                  -INCH

                  Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                  -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                  • #114
                    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here




                    Just like Jesus!
                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                    -aparch

                    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                    -INCH

                    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                    • #115
                      Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                      Top comment:


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                      • #116
                        Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                        LOL that is pretty good!
                        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                        -aparch

                        "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                        -INCH

                        Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                        -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                        • #117
                          Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                          11-year-old shot trooper dad as he slept for taking video games away

                          An 11-year-old boy reportedly shot his own father – an Indiana State Police trooper – following a dispute about video games, according to court documents obtained by WSBT.

                          According to court documents obtained by WSBT, the state trooper’s son devised a plan to shoot his dad with his service gun while he was at school that day because he “was done with all of that” and “wanted it to end.”

                          The trooper said he keeps his gun locked in his car, so his kids wouldn’t have access to it. The boy allegedly said he went to his dad’s car three different times to look for the gun.

                          When he finally got it, he took the weapon into his parents’ room where they were sleeping. He waited “about 10 minutes” until his dad rolled over and was facing away from the door, and then he fired one shot into his backside, according to the documents.

                          When the trooper started screaming, his wife went to look for the boy, and she saw him going up the stairs with a gun and a Taser, the documents say.

                          The trooper is still recovering from the shot and is said to be steadily improving, WSBT reports.

                          The boy allegedly told investigators after the shooting if he didn’t get his video games, there would be “a part two,” and said he wanted to shoot his dad in the head but couldn’t because of the way he was laying down.

                          He also said he tested the Taser on the family’s dog before the shooting, according to authorities.

                          The 11-year-old is now facing charges of attempted murder in juvenile court. His next court date is set for April 10th.
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                          • #118
                            Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                            That kid is a serial killer in training.
                            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                            -aparch

                            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                            -INCH

                            Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                            -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                            • #119
                              Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                              Originally posted by Handyman View Post



                              Just like Jesus!
                              I mean...

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                              • #120
                                Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                                Wait, you can’t mention lynching ropes during a hockey broadcast?

                                https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota...-ropes-comment

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