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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    Except the hung like a horse part could never happen in Minnesota.
    Nah we dont like horses here that is Wisconsin. (oh the stories you can find with google) Still better than the sheep in North Dakota or cows in Iowa.

    And lets not get into the Ken dolls on the coasts. Explains why they are all a bunch of whiny pansies
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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Brent it's not that nice of a neighborhood.

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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Brent it's not that nice of a neighborhood.
    9 times out of 10, if police/fire/etc are called, some old person died. Crime is VERY low in my area. Speeding is the most heinous crime I've even HEARD about within 5 miles or so since I've lived here (11th year now).

    And Hovey is right on expectations, sorta. If I saw someone like he saw NOT at my apt building, I'd ignore it. I've seen weirder stuff downtown MPLS, sure. But at my residence? I'm a bit more cautious.
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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Saw this on Twatter. Not sure why he doesn't just lie about his height, like everyone else on dating sites.
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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Saw this on Twatter. Not sure why he doesn't just lie about his height, like everyone else on dating sites.
    You're supposed to lie?

    Sonofa....

    A coworker shared this on Facebook. Happened here in Indy...wonder if these "nice guys" are related.

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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    A coworker shared this on Facebook. Happened here in Indy...wonder if these "nice guys" are related.
    Not to excuse the dudes, but (to excuse the dudes ) she calls herself "Libertarian Redhead" and doesn't expect these idiots in her comments? Oy...
    Michigan Tech: "Working with scraps and guys from places so remote that Houghton seems like a metropolis"

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    I grew up 10 miles from Bay Shore*. I don't understand the fuss. That's Long Island Nice.

    * No. I do not sound like that.
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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Saw this on Twatter. Not sure why he doesn't just lie about his height, like everyone else on dating sites.
    LOL! Would not recommend/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Not to excuse the dudes, but (to excuse the dudes ) she calls herself "Libertarian Redhead" and doesn't expect these idiots in her comments? Oy...
    I don’t know what post you’re referring to but first post on her page I saw was “buy my bath water incels” which is pretty good

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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRogWTuS5HI

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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRogWTuS5HI

    Bye Bye journalism. You used to be a respected profession. No longer.
    How much of a limpdick do you have to be to think Gorka is some impressive tough guy? If Flaggy were here I guess he could tell us.

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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    How much of a limpdick do you have to be to think Gorka is some impressive tough guy? If Flaggy were here I guess he could tell us.
    The woman defending him is priceless. I bet she has the name Trump for a tramp stamp.
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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Seems legit.

    Clayton Morris, a former host on “Fox and Friends,” has moved to Portugal with his wife as they both face more than two dozen lawsuits for allegedly defrauding investors.

    According to the Indianapolis Star, real estate investors are suing Morris for allegedly running a Ponzi scheme in Indianapolis with his investment company, Morris Invest.
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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Portugal has some racism issues, maybe he can go live from the slums of Lisbon

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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Racism isn't the half of it. They and the Spaniards make Poles look like feminists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Racism isn't the half of it. They and the Spaniards make Poles look like feminists.
    Considering how much I’ve not enjoyed my times in Poland, you’ve made Portugal sound really unappealing!

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