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    Ah yes, I remember that key Biblical teaching from Mark 10:17-22 "And when he was gone forth into the way, there came one running, and kneeled to him, and asked him, Good Master, what shall I do that I may inherit eternal life? And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God. Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother. And he answered and said unto him, Master, all these have I observed from my youth!

    Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, buythest thou a Gulfstream V and multiple vacation homes, then come pickest me up, because we're going to partieth like it were 1999!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Prosperity Gospel. Joel Osteen same way.
    This is what you get with an institution that tells its members to turn off their critical thinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, buythest thou a Gulfstream V and multiple vacation homes, then come pickest me up, because we're going to partieth like it were 1999!"
    What a narcissist, already dating the calendar after his birth.

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    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    LOOK WHAT JESUS DID
    LOOK WHAT JESUS DID
    LOOK WHAT JESUS DID

    (One of the funnier clips from Ted )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    These are the people we should be locking up and deporting.
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    Jesus. I wish I could say I'm surprised. He was probably one of the people who accused clinton of running a child porn ring. Republicans are so transparent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Jesus. I wish I could say I'm surprised. He was probably one of the people who accused clinton of running a child porn ring. Republicans are so transparent.
    He was one of those people. IIRC, it was his idea that caused people to raid the pizzeria, looking for the basement dungeon in a shop that had no basement. He basically made his followers listeners into Peewee Herman at the Alamo.
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    Enjoy prison *******.

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    Jesus. I wish I could say I'm surprised. He was probably one of the people who accused clinton of running a child porn ring. Republicans are so transparent.
    Projection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    He was one of those people. IIRC, it was his idea that caused people to raid the pizzeria, looking for the basement dungeon in a shop that had no basement. He basically made his followers listeners into Peewee Herman at the Alamo.
    Or Pee Wee Herman in a bathroom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Projection.
    Exactly. (Transparent in their projection)
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    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West.

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    It looks like these might have been unopened emails sent to InfoWars. So calm down everyone, it's just that his fans* are pedophiles, and oh he still threatened the life of the lawyers too, so it's all good.

    * We could ask directly but I guess he's banned now.

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    Only the best people think a murderous dictator was right.

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    St. Cloud Minnesota doesnít like non-Norwegian immigrants.

    Article includes picture of a make St. Cloud great again hat.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/20/u...ees-trump.html

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    St. KKKloud is racist...also water is wet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    St. KKKloud is racist...also water is wet
    Itís true but their personalized maga hat made me post it

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    I didnít think it was bad until I met a friend of a friend. That person made several terribly racist comments. Right in front of his kids. I actually had to look around to make sure I was hearing this.

    This just confirms it.

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    Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I didn’t think it was bad until I met a friend of a friend. That person made several terribly racist comments. Right in front of his kids. I actually had to look around to make sure I was hearing this.

    This just confirms it.
    If you're not in St. Cloud because of one of the universities in the area, there's a better than 85% chance that you're racist. If you're there for one of the universities, I'd say it's a still a non-zero chance but wouldn't bet on the exact percentage.

    Can it really be surprising? I recall the Strib doing an article because some white people moved to North Branch and were being racially profiled. These people were Irish. While many in North Branch were upset that the story was released, others wrote in from the town to say that if you're not Scandinavian, you're not well appreciated in town.
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