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  • #451
    Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

    https://deadspin.com/patriots-owner-...sti-1832807440

    In a press conference Friday morning, Jupiter Police chief Daniel Kerr said Kraft was charged with two counts of soliciting prostitution, and that a warrant for his arrest is with the state’s attorney’s office and will be sent to Kraft’s home in Massachusetts. Kerr said there is video evidence of Kraft involved in sex acts in a massage parlor on two occasions. Twenty-five people total were charged with soliciting prostitution at the Orchids of Asia spa in Jupiter.
    Well, that seals it for mookster.
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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    • #452
      Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

      Videotape and the Patriots yet again
      "I went over the facts in my head, and admired how much uglier the situation had just become. Over the years I've learned that ignorance is more than just bliss. It's freaking orgasmic ecstasy".- Harry Dresden, Blood Rites


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      • #453
        Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

        Allegedly paying for sex to own the libs.

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        • #454
          Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

          Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
          https://deadspin.com/patriots-owner-...sti-1832807440
          Comment of the Year:

          “Nobody believed in us.”

          - Robert Kraft to his genitals
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          • #455
            Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

            Kerr said there is video evidence of ...
            Spygate karma is a < bleep >.
            The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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            • #456
              Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

              Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
              https://deadspin.com/patriots-owner-...sti-1832807440



              Well, that seals it for mookster.
              The parody Google reviews are already rolling in.

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              • #457
                Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                Lets move along, nothing to see here.

                “We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity,” a spokesperson for Kraft said in a statement released to NBC.
                A bad cause requires many words.

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                • #458
                  Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                  Originally posted by Rover View Post
                  In an unrelated development, mookie just switched his allegiance from the Steelers to the Pats!
                  He just wants to be on the jury so he can see the raw footage.
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                  • #459
                    Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                    This gets put in the "I couldn't make this up if I tried.." category....

                    Now I'm just waiting for this story to make it's truly weird turn
                    It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                    Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                    Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

                    Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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                    • #460
                      Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                      Originally posted by SonofSouthie View Post
                      Just had to get the happy ending.

                      https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl...ion/ar-BBTX4ke
                      AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHaAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH AHAHA
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                      Originally posted by SanTropez
                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • #461
                        Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                        Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
                        This gets put in the "I couldn't make this up if I tried.." category....

                        Now I'm just waiting for this story to make it's truly weird turn
                        Roger Stone is going to be involved somehow.
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                        • #462
                          Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                          Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
                          I expected a deflated balls joke...
                          Once again, someone related to the New England Patriots has been illegally deflating their balls.

                          Cornell '04, Stanford '06

                          KDR

                          Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                          iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                          gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                          Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                          Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                          TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                          DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                          Test to see if I can add this.

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                          • #463
                            Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                            This was my favorite comment:

                            He said Kraft was driven to the parlor.

                            Please let the driver be Gronk. Please let the driver be Gronk. Please let the driver be Gronk.
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                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • #464
                              Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                              So not having any experience on the matter, I'd have to think a guy of his wealth wouldn't have to pay for it ever, and if he did he could have it arranged in a way to be a bit more secure. Like professional escorts or something?

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                              • #465
                                Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                                Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                                So not having any experience on the matter, I'd have to think a guy of his wealth wouldn't have to pay for it ever, and if he did he could have it arranged in a way to be a bit more secure. Like professional escorts or something?
                                That's why this is so hilarious. Billionaires pay people to not be stupid for them. What on earth was he thinking?
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College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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