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  • #481
    Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

    Originally posted by French Rage View Post
    Only if he was kneeling. But then he would be doing it wrong I suppose.
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    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Originally posted by Kepler
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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    • #482
      Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

      Originally posted by icehawk View Post
      Bill Cosby comes to mind
      Cosby was a rapist. He was getting off on taking advantage of those women.
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      • #483
        Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

        Originally posted by French Rage View Post
        Only if he was kneeling. But then he would be doing it wrong I suppose.
        Thread won. We're done here.
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        • #484
          Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
          a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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          • #485
            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            The money is not for the sex, it's for the discretion.....
            no. One doesn’t pay for sex. One pays for them to go away after sex
            a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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            • #486
              Originally posted by SonofSouthie View Post
              Lets move along, nothing to see here.

              “We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity,” a spokesperson for Kraft said in a statement released to NBC.
              “Ah, the po po has video of Robert”

              “S h I t F u c k. D a m n !!”
              a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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              • #487
                Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                One pays for them to go away after sex
                That's the middle class version.

                Low end hookers: so they will.

                Middle end (middle end?): (1) so they go away, (2) because well-scrubbed wifey won't do x.

                High end: so you don't get extorted for (1) rape or (2) a baby.
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                • #488
                  Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                  Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                  One doesn’t pay for sex. One pays for them to go away after sex
                  And thus endith today's reading from "The Tao of Mook".
                  The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                  • #489
                    Originally posted by Rover View Post
                    I got nothing to add for this one. Yikes!

                    In an unrelated development, mookie just switched his allegiance from the Steelers to the Pats!
                    Mookie is a follower of Beyoncé and decided that he liked it so it put a ring on it

                    Whoa ho ho....whoa ho ho ho
                    Whoa ho ho....whoa ho ho ho
                    a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                    • #490
                      Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      The money is not for the sex, it's for the discretion. Wealthy men "pay for it" as a rule.

                      The surprise here is he's apparently so stupid and cheap that he went to a strip mall and more importantly didn't pay off the cops.
                      I get point 1 in general, but he failed miserably on point 2.

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                      • #491
                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        High end: so you don't get extorted for a baby.
                        Oh wait, so they won’t take the load and have a kid?!?

                        Next kep will tell mookie he is looking for a bridge to buy in Brooklyn

                        Or that rich dudes like the chicks to hang and snuggle
                        a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                        • #492
                          Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                          I get point 1 in general, but he failed miserably on point 2.
                          Rich people don’t stay rich by blowing their money needlessly (pun intended)

                          Why pay 5k for a hummer when $59 will do ya


                          Oh, and
                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
                          a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                          • #493
                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            The money is not for the sex, it's for the discretion. Wealthy men "pay for it" as a rule.

                            The surprise here is he's apparently so stupid and cheap that he went to a strip mall and more importantly didn't pay off the cops.
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                            • #494
                              Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              That's the middle class version.

                              Low end hookers: so they will.

                              Middle end (middle end?): (1) so they go away, (2) because well-scrubbed wifey won't do x.

                              High end: so you don't get extorted for (1) rape or (2) a baby.
                              It's "middling".

                              And you have middling and high-end reversed. The real high-end ones know their value and stay focused on profit; they stay quick on their ... er, feet. Courts and babies are downtime and not profitable. And the high-enders are in the game making bank until they can land (using the Vegas term) their whale.

                              The middling are the ones that are trying to get out of the biz (via birth) at the first remotely good opportunity because there's no future because when what "talent" they have is gone they have nothing, unlike the high-enders who've made bank (or landed whale).

                              (Before the comments come, or mookie asks for more details, a neighbor while I lived in NY was a vice cop.)
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                              • #495
                                Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                                Crazy story. As others have said you'd think a billionaire wouldn't bother with a yanky cranky shop.

                                Also, reports are out there that he's not the biggest name involved.
                                I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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