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  • #811
    Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

    You could have that score in the NFL as well. Of course, it would take an extra point safety to occur, but it is possible.
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    • #812
      Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

      Originally posted by Fighting Sioux 23 View Post
      You could have that score in the NFL as well. Of course, it would take an extra point safety to occur, but it is possible.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4TeP4rw0s
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      • #813
        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4TeP4rw0s
        Well, the extra point safety that would result in a team finishing with 1 total point is a bit wonkier than that. It would take the team trying for the extra point to get a safety (e.g. extra point blocked returned the other way for almost two points, then the team trying for the conversion getting the ball back and then getting tackled in their own endzone). Think Leon Lett, but conversion team gets the ball back in play and then they go into their own endzone and are tackled. Final score 6-1.
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        • #814
          Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

          Or the kick could be blocked and then fumblerooskied all the way back to the other end zone where the kicking team recovers and is tackled. That seems more plausible than multiple changes of possession.
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          • #815
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            • #816
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              Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
              Why Your Team Sucks is back.
              "Hear it from the fans" is my favorite thing Deadspin does.

              Phoenix is a great city to host events like the Super Bowl and Final Four because there is no local culture to be displaced. It’s perfect.
              I’ve read these posts for years, and I couldn’t understand why I was so much happier about my team than everyone else. I consider myself a fairly passionate fan. I’m following updates and roster news and team-related stories year-round. I have way too many Cardinals shirts and hats and jerseys. Computer wallpapers, window decals, etc.

              Then it dawned on me that because I live out-of-market and am too cheap to pay for Sunday Ticket. I never watch them play. So the secret to being a happy football fan is to not watch football.
              An afternoon at University of Phoenix Stadium condenses the entire “Phoenix Experience” into one day. It looks shiny & cool and seems fun from the outside but after spending hours in traffic to get there passing by one-million billboards trying to convince you that an Arizona State MBA is will be rocket fuel for your career, walking across a scorching tarmac after parking 2.5 miles away so you can pay entirely too much to be surrounded by vapid unimaginative morons who can’t think of anything to do besides spend money on dumb sh-t (SCOTTSDALE), you’ll find yourself wondering, “Why am I here? This isn’t fun. Why do people like this?”

              Arizona State considers itself elite yet has 100,000+ students & hired Herm Edwards. Four Peaks beer is grossly overrated and their flagship beer (Kilt Lifter) tastes like soy sauce. Scottsdale should be bulldozed into a vacant lot.

              Flagstaff is cool though.
              Last edited by Kepler; 07-22-2019, 03:32 PM.
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              • #817
                Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                "Hear it from the fans" is my favorite thing Deadspin does.
                Also:

                Did you know Steve Wilks gave every player in training camp a brick with their name on it last season? To build a foundation? You can’t make a foundation out of bricks.

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                • #818
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                  Adrian Peterson is $5 million in debt.

                  From what I’ve read, it’s from farking PAYDAY LOANS
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                  • #819
                    Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                    Adrian Peterson is $5 million in debt.

                    From what I’ve read, it’s from farking PAYDAY LOANS
                    well when is the next payday??
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                    • #820
                      Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                      Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                      Adrian Peterson is $5 million in debt.

                      From what I’ve read, it’s from farking PAYDAY LOANS
                      I'd be shocked, but it's him. It's impossible to be shocked that he's done stupid things with his money. He's done stupid things with everything in his life except for his physical conditioning.
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                      • #821
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                        Mike Daniels released by Green Bay.

                        Someone is going to get a bad *** dude for the lie interior D Line right as camp opens up.
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                        • #822
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                          Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                          I'd be shocked, but it's him. It's impossible to be shocked that he's done stupid things with his money. He's done stupid things with everything in his life except for his physical conditioning.
                          Great father, though...
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                          • #823
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                            Best comment on Raiders WYTS:

                            Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

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                            Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
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                            Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                            Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
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                            DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

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                            • #824
                              Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                              Originally posted by French Rage View Post
                              Best comment on Raiders WYTS:
                              The Jets one was atypically weak given so much great material. Some very nice shots at Drew, though. I love that his actual near death experience has become a running Adequate Man gag. γνῶθι σεαυτόν
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                              • #825
                                Re: NFL 2019: Superb Owl and Offseason

                                The Raiders are not the most popular team in Vegas. They rank 6th.

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