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  • #721
    Originally posted by 5mn_Major View Post
    Why would hundreds of political media outlets carry a full story on that single statement? Because it was funny?
    Because its the media. Why is there any kind of uproar? Because the media contols it and most people are too stupid to think for themselves.

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    • #722
      Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

      Originally posted by Adam_Krug#1 View Post
      I thought people from the holocaust were snowflakes
      I'm not going there.
      Go Gophers!

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      • #723
        Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

        Originally posted by unofan View Post
        As a former civil rights attorney married to a public defender, never come to our home or you'll be triggered in less than 5 minutes by disabled and child molester jokes.
        I've heard it said that attorneys live on the bank account side of real life tragedy.
        Go Gophers!

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        • #724
          Originally posted by Adam_Krug#1 View Post
          Whys it wrong? Because you say it is?
          He is too busy dodging bullets on 394 to have any legit opinion.
          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
          -aparch

          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
          -INCH

          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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          • #725
            Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

            Originally posted by unofan View Post
            As a former civil rights attorney married to a public defender, never come to our home or you'll be triggered in less than 5 minutes by disabled and child molester jokes.
            My girlfriend works with children with serious behavioral issues, many caused by sexual assault. I made a joke after penn state scored last night and their fans were cheering. I said that they must have seen another pedophile get off scot free. She was pretty ****ed.
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            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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            • #726
              Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
              He is too busy dodging bullets on 394 to have any legit opinion.
              How come you can never defend any of your points of view?
              Go Gophers!

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              • #727
                Originally posted by 5mn_Major View Post
                I guess people who don't like holocaust jokes are snowflakes.
                Unless they were in the Holocaust yes they are. We Jews tell them all the time.

                Keep digging though...your white bourgeois guilt is showing snowflake.
                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                -aparch

                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                -INCH

                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                • #728
                  Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

                  Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                  Unless they were in the Holocaust yes they are.
                  You believe Jews who don't appreciate holocaust humor are snowflakes. OK...I will let that lie.
                  Go Gophers!

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                  • #729
                    Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

                    Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                    Unless they were in the Holocaust yes they are. We Jews tell them all the time.

                    Keep digging though...your white bourgeois guilt is showing snowflake.
                    One of the better ones I have heard, and this was from a survivor of the camps:
                    I want to be cremated. Yeah, I know that's against the Jewish religion, but that's what I want, so I can be scattered in the sea, just like my parents were in WWII.


                    Yep.
                    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                    • #730
                      Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

                      Originally posted by The Rube View Post
                      The point is, the more off-limits a subject is, the funnier the joke has to be.
                      That's an excellent way of putting it. Mel Brooks said "if you're going to go there you had better hit."
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                      • #731
                        Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

                        Originally posted by Adam_Krug#1 View Post
                        I thought people from the holocaust were snowflakes
                        Took me a second. Jesus, that's a deep cut. Very nice.
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                        • #732
                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          Took me a second. Jesus, that's a deep cut. Very nice.
                          Took me a couple minutes.

                          But agreed.
                          the state of hockey is good

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                          • #733
                            Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            That's an excellent way of putting it. Mel Brooks said "if you're going to go there you had better hit."
                            Yes, indeed. If one tells a joke like that...it has to make the audience laugh their butt off AND cringe. Not just the latter. The guilty "ohhhhhhh, dammmmmmm" sorta reaction.
                            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                            • #734
                              Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Keep The Calendar At Zero

                              Originally posted by Adam_Krug#1 View Post
                              It wasnt that funny because its not a finished joke. Comedians work clubs like the Cellar to workout their material. Stuff you see in specials is a finished project
                              I hope so because it was real amateurish. It's like something you'd hear on Rush or Michael Savage -- just stupid and mean.

                              It would fascinate me to see a documentary that followed a comic developing her set, from the scrawls on napkins all the way through the finished, polished show. I'd love to see the craft side of the profession.
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                              • #735
                                Originally posted by The Rube View Post
                                Yes, indeed. If one tells a joke like that...it has to make the audience laugh their butt off AND cringe. Not just the latter. The guilty "ohhhhhhh, dammmmmmm" sorta reaction.
                                I love "laugh and you're going to hell" jokes. I laugh. A lot.
                                the state of hockey is good

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