Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

[komey1]

The pasties will be a luxury compared to the buffet leftovers served in Odessa.

Pasties? Did we get some very overweight exotic dancers as entertainment? In that case - I'd be all for the pasties.

[MissThundercat]

Pasties? Did we get some very overweight exotic dancers as entertainment? In that case - I'd be all for the pasties.

Fade, John J. MacInnes, huskyfan... doesn't the UP only have one "adult entertainment" facility?

You want me to see if they can sign on to be a sponsor?

[FlagDUDE08]

Nothing major happened this week, so no major changes so far. However, if RPI were to beat #26 Union on Tuesday, we'll talk.

Only a tie.

[MissThundercat]

Only a tie.

And that's not enough to move RPI in either direction.

[John J. MacInnes]

Fade, John J. MacInnes, huskyfan... doesn't the UP only have one "adult entertainment" facility?

You want me to see if they can sign on to be a sponsor?

The only one I'm aware of is actually in Spread Eagle, WI across the border from Iron Mountain.

[huskyfan]

Fade, John J. MacInnes, huskyfan... doesn't the UP only have one "adult entertainment" facility?

You want me to see if they can sign on to be a sponsor?

IN the Yoop, adult entertainment usually means they serve alcohol. I have heard of hookers being imported for deer season, but I don't think the attendance numbers would encourage that expense.

[giwan]

Fade, John J. MacInnes, huskyfan... doesn't the UP only have one "adult entertainment" facility?

You want me to see if they can sign on to be a sponsor?

https://www.bigbons.com/

[MissThundercat]

https://www.bigbons.com/

THAT'S THE ONE!

Let me call them and see if they want to send "entertainers" to the regional in Laurium.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Let me call them and see if they want to send "entertainers" to the regional in Laurium.

Tatted, bucktoothed, and postpartum would be best.

[MissThundercat]

Tatted, bucktoothed, and postpartum would be best.

Just got off the phone; they're sending Bertha and Tubba Love.

[komey1]

Just got off the phone; they're sending Bertha and Tubba Love.

Was Toothless Tessa unavailable?

[MissThundercat]

Was Toothless Tessa unavailable?

Yeah.. She's booked for a tractor pull in Seney.

[John J. MacInnes]

The only thing more rancid than the food service at a Bottom Feeder game is the play of Ferris State this season. They're bucking hard for a 1 seed.

[MissThundercat]

Nothing happened this week, but Toothpaste U might end up ranked in a couple weeks.

[Schmitty]

Dick's proprietor Richard Pää, has agreed to a sponsorship in lieu of payment for the coffee!

I barely Finnished this sentence. That’s some good buried humor

[fr. joe]

And that's not enough to move RPI in either direction.

Does a win against Colgate and a tie with Cornell move the needle in either direction for RPI ?

[MissThundercat]

Does a win against Colgate and a tie with Cornell move the needle in either direction for RPI ?

A tie with Cornell can move you down. A win would have dropped you 5 spots.

Toothpaste U... we actually saw that as the Pillow Fight of the Week here.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I barely Finnished this sentence. That’s some good buried humor

I wondered if anyone would get it.

[FlagDUDE08]

I wondered if anyone would get it.

No[r]way!

[MissThundercat]

All of you are making terrible puns in my office.

Go get me a large chai latte.