Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

[FlagDUDE08]

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

[MissThundercat]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

[MissThundercat]

Since I can't hear anything Flaggy is spitting out... I *told* him to use his words, dammit... I'll just respond with various Scrubs quotes,

[MissThundercat]

This weekend's Pillow Fight of the Week is Ferris vs. UAA. Sorry, Jim.

If RPI ties the Q at least once, they move out of the top 10.

[Ralph Baer]

This weekend's Pillow Fight of the Week is Ferris vs. UAA. Sorry, Jim.

If RPI ties the Q at least once, they move out of the top 10.

"at least"? RPI is only playing QU once this weekend.


Oh wait, you must be counting the women's game. I didn't realize that their games figure in this.

[FlagDUDE08]

"at least"? RPI is only playing QU once this weekend.


Oh wait, you must be counting the women's game. I didn't realize that their games figure in this.

Don't mind him. It's western bias.

[MissThundercat]

"at least"? RPI is only playing QU once this weekend.


Oh wait, you must be counting the women's game. I didn't realize that their games figure in this.

Either way, beat the Q, and you fall out of the top 10. That probably will break Flaggy's poor little cranium.

[MissThundercat]

And since Flaggy's using the wrong pronouns on purpose, why don't we just sit him down on the point of a church spire so he can f-ck himself that way?

[MissThundercat]

MARS for February:

1. UAA (you don't know what a winning streak is, do you?)
2. SLU (They call themselves "Saints." Saints at sucking).
3. Toothpaste U ("brush" up on your hockey skills)
4. Princeton (once again, review your hockey team. NEEDS HELP.)
5. Ferris State (well, that one guy says they suck and they should fire the coach. Trustworthy source, right?)
6. RPI (Clinging to 1985 never felt so good)
7. UAH (but they give the UP fits. I can't explain any of that.)
8. Canisius (team name is the Griffins. The Peter Griffins?)
9. Holy Cross (They beat Minnesota ONCE. Haven't shut up about it since.)
10. Michigan State (Anastos damaged them for years to come.)
11. Wisconsin (your cheese is terrible. Most of your beer is terrible. No doubt this trickled down to the hockey team.)
12. Merrimack (Anything for this Mack to return to?)
13. Robert Morris (Don't know who he was, but it's generous to say the hockey team is scraping by.)
14. UCONN (Geno and Rebecca Lobo need to coach the hockey team)
15. Army (An Army of One good player, maybe. Definitely not Army Strong.)
16. Dartmouth (Keggy is all they have.)

Bubble:

17. Mercyhurst
18. Michigan Tech
19. Niagara
20. Sacred Heart

[MissThundercat]

Tournament Placement, if it started tomorrow:

South:

1 UAA v. 4 Dartmouth
2 Canisius vs 3 Holy Cross

West

1 SLU v 4 Army
2 UAH v 3 Michigan State

Midwest

1 Toothpaste U v 4 UCONN
2 RPI v 3 Wisconsin

East

1 Princeton v 4 Robert Morris
2 Ferris State v Merrimack

Gotta redo this, because everyone EXCEPT Ferris State in the East has a short, convenient trip.

[Ralph Baer]

Amazing that you still consider RPI to be the 6th worst team in D-I. You do rank them as the 4th worst in the ECAC which may indeed be correct, but IMHO (which I know doesn't count) since the start of the second semester, RPI is not among the 16 worst overall.

[MissThundercat]

Amazing that you still consider RPI to be the 6th worst team in D-I. You do rank them as the 4th worst in the ECAC which may indeed be correct, but IMHO (which I know doesn't count) since the start of the second semester, RPI is not among the 16 worst overall.

Ties don't move the needle.

[MissThundercat]

Actually, Ralph, Frauddy, huskyfan, and everyone complaining about what I do, I have a very special message for you.

[Ralph Baer]

Actually, Ralph, Frauddy, huskyfan, and everyone complaining about what I do, I have a very special message for you.

Not necessary, it gave me a good laugh. It's western bias against Thais rearing its head again.

BTW, I didn't complain, I was just commenting.

[MissThundercat]

Not necessary, it gave me a good laugh. It's western bias against Thais rearing its head again.

BTW, I didn't complain, I was just commenting.

Part of ranking teams is reading threads. There's hardly any optimism in your thread.

[Ralph Baer]

Part of ranking teams is reading threads. There's hardly any optimism in your thread.

You must have only read the current thread's title.

[huskyfan]

MARS for February:

1. UAA (you don't know what a winning streak is, do you?)
2. SLU (They call themselves "Saints." Saints at sucking).
3. Toothpaste U ("brush" up on your hockey skills)
4. Princeton (once again, review your hockey team. NEEDS HELP.)
5. Ferris State (well, that one guy says they suck and they should fire the coach. Trustworthy source, right?)
6. RPI (Clinging to 1985 never felt so good)
7. UAH (but they give the UP fits. I can't explain any of that.)
8. Canisius (team name is the Griffins. The Peter Griffins?)
9. Holy Cross (They beat Minnesota ONCE. Haven't shut up about it since.)
10. Michigan State (Anastos damaged them for years to come.)
11. Wisconsin (your cheese is terrible. Most of your beer is terrible. No doubt this trickled down to the hockey team.)
12. Merrimack (Anything for this Mack to return to?)
13. Robert Morris (Don't know who he was, but it's generous to say the hockey team is scraping by.)
14. UCONN (Geno and Rebecca Lobo need to coach the hockey team)
15. Army (An Army of One good player, maybe. Definitely not Army Strong.)
16. Dartmouth (Keggy is all they have.)

Bubble:

17. Mercyhurst
18. Michigan Tech
19. Niagara
20. Sacred Heart

Un bubble Michigan Tech immediately!!! We are not that bad!! I protest. This game is rigged.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Un bubble Michigan Tech immediately!!! We are not that bad!! I protest. This game is rigged.

The stats since January 1st say otherwise.

[huskyfan]

This game is rigged. Bottom Feeders is starting to make the 1919 White Sox look like they just came from the laundry. Michigan Tech doesn't not deserve to be there and I'm in a snit until Judge Landis steps in and takes they out of the BF.