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    I can't believe **** like this still happens. No one in their ****ing right mind the past 20 years would do **** like this.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    I cannot believe they took the passports

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    I can't believe **** like this still happens. No one in their ****ing right mind the past 20 years would do **** like this.
    7 years ago, IIRC. But it's Danny Boy, the narcissistic owner of the Nation's Capital football team

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    They got to tan their boobies. What's the problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    7 years ago, IIRC. But it's Danny Boy, the narcissistic owner of the Nation's Capital football team
    Five years ago, 2013, according to the NPR article.
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    Sue him into penury.
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    Five years ago, 2013, according to the NPR article.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    @drgridlock: Woman with machete and child arrested at McPherson Square station, Metro official said https://wapo.st/2FS70Ij

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    @drgridlock: Woman with machete and child arrested at McPherson Square station, Metro official said https://wapo.st/2FS70Ij
    My wife's station. Nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    You don't eff with geese. They will fight you until they literally die. There are quite a few people who own trained guard geese, because geese DGAF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    You don't eff with geese. They will fight you until they literally die. There are quite a few people who own trained guard geese, because geese DGAF.
    always.... ALWAYS have a club in hand when they are nearby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    always.... ALWAYS have a club in hand when they are nearby.
    Usually my 7 iron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Usually my 7 iron.
    it's just reflex at this point

    if mookie is with the kids he gets between the birds and them. if mookie is with peeps he gets on the far side of peeps
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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    it's just reflex at this point

    if mookie is with the kids he gets between the birds and them. if mookie is with peeps he gets on the far side of peeps
    Is it because the geese will bite you with their large, gnashy teeth and terrifying claws?
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    Is it because the geese will bite you with their large, gnashy teeth and terrifying claws?
    You mean behind the rabbit?

    It is the rabbit.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    You mean behind the rabbit?

    It is the rabbit.
    Well, yeah, I lifted the quote. It still fits. Exceedingly well.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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    Oops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The lawsuit makes sense, especially when you read the bilingual commenters on the article. They specifically call out the law regarding cell phone use. In French, the law reads that the driver can't have their phone in their hand, while the English version reads that you can't use your cell phone at all. And thus the confusion begins.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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