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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twitch Boy View Post
    Someone needs a refresher on the golden age of the intertubes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
    Ahh. The best internet era.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    In high school if something went wrong for our team on the ice/field it was often:

    That's all right
    That's ok
    You'll all work for us some day!


    Mostly used when playing Richfield, Cooper, Osseo...

    We also held up newspapers during sections when the opposing team's players were introduced, or stood up and turned our backs...
    Cooper I can vouch for. Not a great school, at least in my time. And I think the newspaper bit is a forgotten classic taunt as well as the turned backs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    In high school if something went wrong for our team on the ice/field it was often:

    That's all right
    That's ok
    You'll all work for us some day!


    Mostly used when playing Richfield, Cooper, Osseo.
    We did that to everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    We did that to everyone
    BSM private HS snob mutha-effa.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Imma.... gonna leave this right here, because I believe these two photos encapsulate the title of this thread perfectly...

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by aparch View Post
    Imma.... gonna leave this right here, because I believe these two photos encapsulate the title of this thread perfectly...

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    I put things in my mouth that are on fire, and inhale the product. AKA, I'm a smoker. She's f*ing stupid. I'll just leave that here.....
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Pretending to consume celebratory cowsh*t cake through plastic straws with incandescent light bulbs for candles...to own the libs.

    God that woman is dumb as a stick in every aspect except one - she's smart enough to make money off of it.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Also, conservatives:

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    God that woman is dumb as a stick in every aspect except one - she's smart enough to make money off of it.
    That is sadly, and I stress sadly, a valid point. People today sacrifice dignity to make a buck, and millions follow them. It's pathetic.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Yep, exactly. This is just like rollin' coal, and letting your kids squirt each other with Roundup.

    These people are the third one from the left on the evolutionary chart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    That is sadly, and I stress sadly, a valid point. People today sacrifice dignity to make a buck, and millions follow them. It's pathetic.
    "today"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    "today"?
    Touche.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    My head hurts.

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    In the US we'd have used an actual shootout.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    In the US we'd have used an actual shootout.
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