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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    A thread this AM on twitter.
    From A.R. Moxon @JuliusGoat

    You: Pardon me
    Me: What
    You: Youíre standing on my foot
    Me: I donít think so
    You: You are
    Me: I donít have a standing on feet bone in my body
    You: If you just lookó
    Me: So now I canít even stand
    You: No itís just tható
    Me: You have to be SO CAREFUL these days where you standóGOD
    You: If you could just move
    Me: I donít think Iím standing on you
    You: But you are. On my foot.
    Me: I didnít mean to
    You: Yes but you are
    Me: Well I always stand here
    You: Youíve been on my foot every time
    Me: Well then why didnít you ever say anything before?
    You: Canít imagine
    You: My foot really hurts
    Me: I donít think so; I donít feel it
    You: Yes, itís MY foot. *I* feel it
    Me: That scolding tone makes me want to step on your foot
    You: Ow
    Me: Thatís what you get
    You: Honestly, I need to move
    Me: Then move! *I* move wherever I want without help
    You: Again, you are standing. On. My. Foot.
    Me: So sick of people making everything about feet.
    You: I ...
    Me: *I* have feet too, you know
    You: Your foot is ON mine!
    Me: That's so divisive
    You: So anywayó
    Me: It is really divisive for you to say I'm someone who stands on feet
    You: You are. Right now. You can see it. Look down.
    Me: I don't look down
    You: What do you mean, you don't look dó
    Me: I was taught all feet are the same
    You: WHAT?
    Me: I don't even SEE feet
    You: That's better
    Me: What?
    You: You moved.
    Me: Did I?
    You: Yes.
    Me: You were trapped and I freed you!
    You: I wouldn't quite put it that wó
    Me: I'm the hero!
    You: That is NOT what happó
    Me: A 'thank you' would be nice
    You: You're still on my laces
    Me: It's always something w/you
    Me: I think we both learned something
    You: DID we?
    Me: Great dialogue
    You: OK?
    Me: Exchange of ideas
    You: Man, whatever
    Me: You know? I don't think *I* taught YOU so much as...
    You: Don't finish tható
    Me: YOU taught ME
    You: ósentence
    Me: ANYhoo I'm voting the foot-stepping party
    This is utterly brilliant.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    My home, ladies and gentlemen.

    I left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    My home, ladies and gentlemen.

    I left.
    The bagel guy!

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    The USPS just charged me $0.99 to change my address, and I did it online. My, how things change.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    My girlfriend wasnít charged anything....

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    My girlfriend wasnít charged anything....
    I've never been charged. PITA getting all the addresses changed, you seem to always forget one you need to change, but eventually, it happens.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Bret Stephens is having a bad day


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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Wow, Bret is such a predictable conservative snowflake. The guy who said too bad of free speech makes you uncomfortable?
    Be proud, NYT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Wow, Bret is such a predictable conservative snowflake. The guy who said too bad of free speech makes you uncomfortable?
    Be proud, NYT
    "Just because it makes you uncomfortable, doesn't mean it has to change."

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    A terrible blow to "religious liberty"!

    Women in Bangladesh are no longer required to declare if they are virgins on marriage registration forms, the country's top court has ruled.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    The daily fail delivers again!
    'He had yellow crusty toenails that even someone with a chainsaw would've had troubles cutting through and then there was the fluffy balls of leftover pieces of sock wedged between he crevices of his sweaty toes, now that was the real icing on the cake for me.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-toenails.html

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Oh ****. Gross.

    Please donít ruin the simpsons for me. Jeebus Matt groenig.

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    I lived in this town. Place hasn't lost a step.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Oh ****. Gross.

    Please donít ruin the simpsons for me. Jeebus Matt groenig.
    Srsly. Everybody knows you shower and wash your feet if you're going for a pedo pedi.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Shouldn't they be "Krusty toenails"?

    I'll see myself out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    I lived in this town. Place hasn't lost a step.
    You lived in ****ing Beaverton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stauber1 View Post
    You lived in ****ing Beaverton?
    Yeah, but before it was cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stauber1 View Post
    You lived in ****ing Beaverton?
    I do too. About 2-3 times a week.











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    Quote Originally Posted by Stauber1 View Post
    You lived in ****ing Beaverton?
    Yup.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimjamesak View Post
    Yeah, but before it was cool.
    It was never cool. It's ground zero for Nike ferchirssakes.
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