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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    That largest candy store in Minnesota has all sorts of that non-child-friendly-or-whatever candy
    There's one in Copper Harbor MI that has a lot of throwback candy, also, but didn't see the Chew there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimjamesak View Post
    Well, Family Guy sucks. Yes, I said it. Come at me, bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rube View Post
    Well, Family Guy sucks. Yes, I said it. Come at me, bro!
    ...you know what, I'll allow it. Seth MacFarlane is no longer involved with the writing IIRC and it's pretty much just a vehicle for random pop culture references and fart jokes these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twitch Boy View Post
    ...you know what, I'll allow it. Seth MacFarlane is no longer involved with the writing IIRC and it's pretty much just a vehicle for random pop culture references and fart jokes these days.
    The South Park ep on Family Guy nailed it. Just sayin'.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimjamesak View Post
    I caught it. Just thought the topic changed.

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    How it's done.

    In an email to constituents reported by the Tampa Bay Times, Rep. Gus Bilirakis (R-FL, pictured above) included a series of talking points that his spokesperson told the paper were “provided by the House Republican Conference.”

    If asked, “Do you believe white nationalism is driving more mass shootings recently?” the talking points falsely respond that the El Paso shooter and the man who shot Congresswoman Gaby Giffords were politically “from the left.”

    “White nationalism and racism are pure evil and cannot be tolerated in any form,” the talking points included in the email said, according to the Tampa Bay Times. “We also can’t excuse violence from the left such as the El Paso shooter, the recent Colorado shooters, the Congressional baseball shooter, Congresswoman Giffords’ shooter and Antifa.”
    And that's how you get people conflating terrorism with Antifa, Charlie Brown.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    I took a look at that twitter account slap shot posted.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    This is what happens when you eat a dictionary of acid sheets.

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    Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    I took a look at that twitter account slap shot posted.

    I havenít been ascended yet.

    In the '80s there was a great book called "High Weirdness by Mail" published by the guys who created Discordia. This sounds like something from there.

    It isn't that it's crazy. It's that it's crazy but you don't know where it's going. It hints at different dimensions and strange geometries, like Lovecraft.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Straight outta Curb Your Enthusiasm

    "Iím sorry," the secretary said, according to a complaint. "We are not trying to be rude, but the dog doesnít like black people."

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...per-complaint/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Straight outta Curb Your Enthusiasm

    "Iím sorry," the secretary said, according to a complaint. "We are not trying to be rude, but the dog doesnít like black people."

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...per-complaint/
    Actually, our family dog (RIP), who was adopted from a shelter...collie/German Shepherd mix, did NOT like anyone in a uniform, nor did she like ANY non-white person. Possibly related, did NOT like thunderstorms/fireworks. Also, there was a time in winter where my dad came in wearing a ski mask, and she went ballistic. She was about 2 years old when we adopted her, and was the most loving, easy-going dog, unless.....
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    Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
    Authorities responded to a burglary in progress at 5:49 p.m. at 1600 Sattry Rd. NW in Oronoco Township.

    Hart was allegedly involved in a scuffle with one of the victims, a 64-year-old female, and had part of her shirt ripped off after she was seen running out of the residence.

    During the scuffle, a car showed up and the person asked Heart if she needed help or if she was assaulted.

    That’s when Hart voluntarily got into the trunk of the man’s car.

    Authorities pulled over the vehicle and the man told them she was in the trunk.

    The driver told deputies that he realized something wasn’t right, panicked and didn’t know what to do.

    Hart allegedly stole pill bottles, debit/credit cards, $150 in cash and a fake one million dollar bill.

    Authorities also said that recovered iPads from a theft at the STEM school were found in Hart's vehicle.

    A known accomplice of Hart, 38-year-old Robert Felten, is accused of stealing the iPads. He’s facing a second-degree burglary charge for that alleged crime.

    Felten was arrested last night at the Pine Island cemetery. Authorities said they had to tackle Felten after he took off running once he saw deputies.

    Felten could face additional charges in Goodhue County for fleeing and DUI.
    Apparently whoever wrote this doesn't know how to use paragraphs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
    Oronoco is something else, I tell ya.

    When I was younger, traveling with my fam to Rochester to visit the grandparents, our car broke down outside of Tilly's Bar in Oronoco. Mom had to go in to make the call from a pay phone. We stayed in what you would call the "lobby." To say that bar was shady would be kind. Also knew a drug dealer just south of Tilly's in Oronoco. College roommate's brother. Yeah. That city...hooboy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
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    Hart allegedly stole pill bottles, debit/credit cards, $150 in cash and a fake one million dollar bill.
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    It's a start.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    A thread this AM on twitter.
    From A.R. Moxon @JuliusGoat

    You: Pardon me
    Me: What
    You: Youíre standing on my foot
    Me: I donít think so
    You: You are
    Me: I donít have a standing on feet bone in my body
    You: If you just lookó
    Me: So now I canít even stand
    You: No itís just tható
    Me: You have to be SO CAREFUL these days where you standóGOD
    You: If you could just move
    Me: I donít think Iím standing on you
    You: But you are. On my foot.
    Me: I didnít mean to
    You: Yes but you are
    Me: Well I always stand here
    You: Youíve been on my foot every time
    Me: Well then why didnít you ever say anything before?
    You: Canít imagine
    You: My foot really hurts
    Me: I donít think so; I donít feel it
    You: Yes, itís MY foot. *I* feel it
    Me: That scolding tone makes me want to step on your foot
    You: Ow
    Me: Thatís what you get
    You: Honestly, I need to move
    Me: Then move! *I* move wherever I want without help
    You: Again, you are standing. On. My. Foot.
    Me: So sick of people making everything about feet.
    You: I ...
    Me: *I* have feet too, you know
    You: Your foot is ON mine!
    Me: That's so divisive
    You: So anywayó
    Me: It is really divisive for you to say I'm someone who stands on feet
    You: You are. Right now. You can see it. Look down.
    Me: I don't look down
    You: What do you mean, you don't look dó
    Me: I was taught all feet are the same
    You: WHAT?
    Me: I don't even SEE feet
    You: That's better
    Me: What?
    You: You moved.
    Me: Did I?
    You: Yes.
    Me: You were trapped and I freed you!
    You: I wouldn't quite put it that wó
    Me: I'm the hero!
    You: That is NOT what happó
    Me: A 'thank you' would be nice
    You: You're still on my laces
    Me: It's always something w/you
    Me: I think we both learned something
    You: DID we?
    Me: Great dialogue
    You: OK?
    Me: Exchange of ideas
    You: Man, whatever
    Me: You know? I don't think *I* taught YOU so much as...
    You: Don't finish tható
    Me: YOU taught ME
    You: ósentence
    Me: ANYhoo I'm voting the foot-stepping party

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