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  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Nomination for Headline of the Year.

    Followed by an even stronger first paragraph. This is how you write news, people.

    Note also the meticulously placed No Trespassing sign. This whole piece is simply a work of art.
    Last edited by Kepler; 10-28-2019, 09:45 AM.
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    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Bonus points for observing that this occurred on a Wednesday. “Mike, mike, mike, mike, mike....”
      If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

        Originally posted by unofan View Post
        You disappear for weeks and that's what you come back to post?

        You didn't have to do that to me. Where work sent me for a month was bad enough.
        The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

        North Dakota Hockey:

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        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
          You didn't have to do that to me. Where work sent me for a month was bad enough.
          North Dakota?
          Code:
          As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
          College Hockey 6       College Football 0
          BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
          Originally posted by SanTropez
          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
          Originally posted by Kepler
          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
            However, the farthest I've ran on purpose is ...
            ... to the next spot I could get good footing and turn and kick the < bleep > out of whatever was chasing me.


            I do love "if you see me running" t-shirts of this ilk however.
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            North Dakota Hockey:

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            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
              North Dakota?
              Worse.
              Blues fans.
              Lots and lots of Blues fans.

              < cold shiver >
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              North Dakota Hockey:

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                Minnesota, way to be on brand.


                Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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                  Would have been better if they made some sort of Zamboni reference
                  Code:
                  As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                  College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                  BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                  Originally posted by SanTropez
                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                    Minnesota, way to be on brand.


                    Been one on the Garden State Parkway for years but not considered a problem.
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                    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                      Would have been better if they made some sort of Zamboni reference
                      Or, if they would have written that six Minnesota Wild players drove by, but missed it.
                      That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        Oh snap
                        Code:
                        As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                        College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                        BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                          North Dakota?
                          Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
                          Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.
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